Lighthouse

I'd agree with this. Redmond for Mané is the only area I think may be weaker but the latter only turned up for about 15 games last year.

Can't see how that's weak. The one we had 4 years ago was weak, back when we had Fox, Kelvin, Hooiveld and a teenage JWP in the side.

So who do we start with? I'm assuming it'll be something like; Forster Cédric - Fonte - VvD- Bertrand Romeu JWP - Hojbjerg Tadic Redmond - Long

Yep. Done well to bring this back after being 100 behind in the 1st innings.

Pakistan 150-8.

When they asked her if the lumberjack was any good she said, "he's okay."

This is like finding out your favourite comedian is doing a new tour, booking tickets and then when you get there they've just rehashed a load of old jokes they told on Mock The Week, last year.

They've re-signed Van Nistelrooy?

Fonte should post something on Instagram saying how happy he is to be back. Like Pellè did.

I live in Fiji, we're a couple of days ahead.

I thought this would be a thread about the long suffering British farmers and how they're struggling to supply crops for an ever growing population.

On a thread which nobody had even looked at for 8 months too. Maybe he was already planning to resurrect it 3 years later.

You'd get it wrong anyway mate.

Which alter-ego was it Charlie had a big argument with once? That was odd.

Hope he doesn't cut his feet on all those shards of glass ceiling.

Possible but I can't see any motivation for Jesé to do that. Why sign a contract with Real, so that you can immediately sign for Liverpool, just to screw Saints out of some money that he doesn't get?

'Any good' is a big grey area. He could be as good as Lallana or Mané and Real Madrid wouldn't give him a second glance.

I can't imagine there are too many people out there who would buy a Saints shirt solely because it's got 'Schweinsteiger' on the back. Nowhere near enough to touch his wages.

So they won't play all season?

I don't think a frequently injured 32 year old on high wages is really the market we're in.

There's no way we are going to let first team players turn up unfit for the start of the season.

I'm claiming responsibility for the original petting zoo idea, which was never as big admittedly. It was on a thread about stadium improvements we'd like to see and somehow evolved into the monkey chicken petting zoo. I wonder if anyone has given Kat the blueprints yet.

He must have a bus pass by now.

Horses can't describe a Jewish frog, unfortunately.

The difference being we could have up to 5 midfielders midfielders on the pitch at any given time, depending on the formation we're playing. There will always be a chance for any of them to play any given game. How many times does the number 2 LB get called upon. When would we ever send on an inferior LB late in the game, just for the sake of it? Only if Bertrand was injured or fatigued.