Lighthouse

I'd expect that kind of attitude from 'Orn but do you really think I'm a c**t because I don't rate a striker who's scored 3 goals this year?

That's nowhere near enough. I'll agree Chelsea was one of his better games but 'getting behind a defence' every now then just isn't enough.

So... the team who finished 2nd last season spends £50m sabotaging the team who finished 8th? They looked over their shoulders at Arsenal, Chelsea and Man Utd, then saw us back in midtable and decided we were the main threat? Liverpool bought those players because they were very good last season. Lovren only for 6 months but that's not the point.

Which part of "This isn't a knee jerk reaction to today's game".... ah f**k it Most of the other players on show today have put in decent performances this season, hence I'd keep them. Not been impressed with Djuricic and Elia personally but since they are loans it's not such a big issue. Long has never been anything other than a bottom half, 6/7 goal a season man throughout his whole career.

I would start the next match with Mane, JWP, Long and Tadic and see what that brings us.

I was massively underwhelmed when we signed him and he has done absolutely nothing to change my mind. This isn't a knee jerk reaction to today's game but I thought it was another typical Long performance. Energetic and a nuisance but there are no points for that. He can run around chasing defenders all day but he seldom looks like scoring and 3 goals against relegation fodder this season is a poor return for the best part of £12m. I know what people will say, he brings something different and wasn't brought in as a goal scorer. To me that's like signing a goalie who lets in a load of daisy cutters and claiming, "he wasn't brought in as a shot stopping type of 'keeper." He isn't creating chances either and we should be looking for someone better. If one of the promoted clubs offered us £6m in summer I'd take it.

Who's going to break it to him...

Emre Can will miss the next game then.

No Lukaku has got to be good news.

And we've still got Lovren on the bench And we've still got Lovren on the bench And we've still got Lovren Still got Lovren Still got Lovren on the bench

Sterling's head is already at the Emirates. He is probably watching in amazement at the great team and dreaming that one day he could play for them. Hope the irony isn't lost on them.

I know quite a few Latvians and a couple of them hate Russia. I think it's fairly safe to say they wouldn't be welcome in Latvia if they turned up with an army. I would send forces just to hang around in Latvia, whilst continuing the economic war against Russia. Russians will soon get fed up with Putin when they start running out of food.

Lovren the only one to even make the bench today in Arsenal vs Liverpool.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

I'm Sol Campbell and so is my wife.

That's always my first thought whenever someone refers to a footballer aging badly. Paul Williams is another. I can't find a recent photo but if you search for Cee Lo Green you will get a rough idea.

Usually from some bullsh*t wannabe journalist on twitter. This is the first time I've heard it from the mond paard

As I understood it, J Rod is back in training and may be available in 4 or 5 weeks.

"Normally he is in 4 or 5 weeks ready for playing" - Koeman in the press conference today.

Can he play in goal?

What about ter Stegen?

Why would they spend £40m on Pelle when Jermaine Wright is available on a free?

I can't watch A League of Their Own without thinking it's just a sh*t version of They Think It's All Over.

Just watching 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. I think the combination of Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and John Richardson works pretty well on a panel show. Reminds me of when Mark Lamarr used to host Buzzcocks with Bill Bailey and Phil Jupitus. Some comedians who I might not find funny individually work pretty well on panel shows.

Flora or Levadia? You need to be more specific.