Lighthouse

Shoot Dusan FFS!

How is that not a free kick for hand ball?

How f**king soft was that.

Well that's 13 seconds gone and no goal. F**king useless.

Plus Prescott was provoked and it was a definite 'heat of the moment' incident. I wouldn't go so far as calling it self defence but if someone chucks an egg in your face you're allowed to lamp them one IMO. Trousers - I wouldn't even bother looking at the Mirror's take on events. Given the history between Clarkson and Morgan it's going to be more biased than a Soviet radio station.

TBF 90% of b-anter was just people calling each other a c**t. Usually it was 'which S4E mod is the biggest c**t' after they had just been banned. Who ran that site? I thought it was Essruu but I could be wrong.

I think Daniella 23 from Southampton has the best personality. KRG, I'm sure Daniel 23 from Southampton has an equally good personality.

If you were proper naughty you went to b-anter.

I miss those phone calls between Schteve McLaren and BFS. Them were the days.

Giving someone a red nose. Allegedly.

After years of wanting Vettel and Red Bull to lose after their domination of both championships, I'd actually like to see both of them competitive this season. The general consensus seems to be a top 4 of Merc, Williams, Ferrari and Red Bull, depending on the circuit and conditions. Lotus are looking better, McLaren will need a few races to get on the pace.

I found my first grey pubic hair the other day. It was in a Ginster's pastie.

Top 5 Austins Powers Texas Stone Cold Steve Healey (The car manufacturer) Healey (The rugby player)

Brass band Contraband Arse bandits Ed Miliband S Club 7

He said top 5, guys. If you aren't going to play properly then don't play at all.

1. Jaffa 2. Victoria sponge 3. Chocolate log 4. Carrot 5. Battenberg

1. White chocolate mice 2. Strawberry chocolate Percy Pigs 3. Jazzies 4. Cola bottles 5. Skittles.

1. Custard Cream. 2. Orange Club 3. Dark Choc Digestive 4. McVities Gold 5. Bourbons

I'd like to see a younger and possibly female presenter. Not for the sake of equality, just variety. The whole premise of three middle aged men acting like teenagers puts a lot of people watching Top Gear.

Looks like he pushed the boundaries just a little bit too often. Will be interesting to see if he gets replaced on Top Gear and by who.

Which he wont need if he lives in Madrid.

Agreed, most refs wouldn't have had the balls to send off ADM and would probably have given Januzaj then pen, even though it was blatantly the wrong decision.

I'd quite like to know what I should do in situations of injustice. Do you have any more pictures?

Still don't understand how Man Utd are in the top 4 playing so badly. They were every bit as poor as Newcastle in midweek, now followed by hilarious defending for that Arsenal goal.

Is there a video on the internet Bearsy can't masturbate to? I walked in on him cracking one off over footage of the Hindenburg disaster once.