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The only time I've seen fans singing about tits, it was aimed at a Sheffield Wednesday faux celebrity, Tango Man After a brief strip tease at the front of the away end he was then involved in a dance off with an even larger topless Saints fan in the Itchen. All this to the tune of "he's got bigger tits than you!" from the home fans.

I'm probably in the minority but I preferred Barnard in League 1. Having said that DC scored some decent goals, not least on his debut at Oldham where he fooled everyone in the ground into thinking he was going one way, then slotted the ball into the opposite corner.

Why does his skin change colour when he is wearing the red or white ones?

My personal favourite was the game Jermaine played at LB and we lost 3-0 at home to Watford. George just sat there like a lemon and didn't make a sub until the 88th minute. Utterly hopeless.

I'd blame pretty much all of that on Whiskey George personally. His preparation in 2007 was just dreadful, starting the season with about 3 defenders on the books and playing BWP instead of Saga most of the time. Saga never lacked effort and went on another small scoring streak under Mark Wotte later on. Skacel and Rasiak were always that good, until George decided to play Skacel at LB and Rasiak on the bench.

I knew the Geordies liked punching the odd horse but I didn't realise they were that bad.

According to the Express this incident occurred less than three miles from where Diana was killed. Coincidence???

Lollerz

Meanwhile in France... 39 - Yarmolenko is sent off for Dynamo Kiev 41 - Younes Belhanda replaces the injured Sergei Sydorchuk 44 - Younes Belhanda is sent off for Dynamo Kiev

Have I got my speakers calibrated wrong or is there no atmosphere at all tonight at Anfield? The only songs I can hear are in Turkish.

Fair enough, I guess if the Mail are running the story it's something everyone can get sensationalist about. Of course UKIP attracts a lot of racist scum bags but that doesn't invalidate other people's support for them. People may well have perfectly legitimate reasons to support them, doesn't make them a "traveller with racists". Playing devil's advocate but supposing you found out a large gang of violent white supremacists, who had murdered several black and Jewish people, supported Saints; would you then stop supporting Saints so as to disassociate yourself from them?

I'm also no particular fan of UKIP but describing them as a 'racist party' is a bit far IMO. Having right wing views on immigration control is a long way removed from wanting all the blacks and Jews deported. To me it just seems like a cheap dig from a predominantly left wing, Labour supporting news paper. I doubt they would be running a story if he had some instagram photos proclaiming is love of Monster Munch or landscape gardening.

Krispy Kreme apologises for 'KKK Doughnut' event in Hull http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/02/17/krispy-kreme-kkk-event-apology/23551235/

I highly doubt it was even that many. As I said, there are about 4 blokes stood in the doorway and I've not seen any evidence it was more than that involved at all.

To be fair it looks like about 3 or 4 Chelsea fans. It's hardly comparable to some of the stuff you see in places like Italy or the Balkans.

As long as we don't play Galaxy. The last thing we need is Gerrard tapping up our players again.

It's Jon Hamm, he's starting to show his age.

I'm intrigued, as we seldom get ladies hanging around here and when we do they usually turn out to be Bearsy in a wig. I'd guess she looks something like former Downing Street WAG Norma Major, although that's more hope than expectation.

I was surprised at the number of beggars I saw hanging around Stockholm. Partly because it's in one of the most socially advanced countries in the world and partly because it's fkin freezing in winter.

Probably a couple of U-boats lurking around there who haven't realised the war is over. Just waiting for orders.

No, they're both for you mate. The one on the left used to be on the game to be sure to use protection.

You didn't seem to mind when I brought her round your house for NYE. Infact you were positively leering at her after 6 pints (I refer you to Lord Duckhunter's post above). Anyway, after your revelation that you prefer blondes, I've managed to hook you up with these two ladies. I only hope Bletch will show them a little more respect.

It's probably not as painful as a Karcher pressure washer and it's the most effective way to get the mould off your grouting.

Would you call these leggings or tights? Either way, I probably would.

This thread needs more pics of fit girls in leggings IMO Phwooooah!