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I find this dreadfully sexist and outdated. The way those men a displayed as nothing more than sex objects disgusts me.

I meant 'after Bear' as in before everyone else. I'm not trying to get the clap off Hypo, honest.

Just so long as I get my go after Bear, or is it too late for that?

So I can do it again?

Some guys deserve to be raped though. If they go out dressed like that and get drunk, it's their own fault.

How come we've banned this guy after 2 posts but Dalek sticks around like a bad STD?

Not to mention the quotes in that thread are probably not entirely what Jack said. It was probably more like, "I knew I didn't really fit into Koeman's first team plans and I didn't have much of a future," as opposed to sitting in a corner crying because nobody loves him.

Any hint of Jay being on the bench for this one? Surely if he's going to make an appearance the last home game of the season would make sense. Would be a cruel irony if his comeback was at the very ground he got injured in the first place.

In his natural position Long has never done anything other than score 6-8 goals a season. He played up front at Sheff Utd and we were awful.

He has a role to play next season but I don't think he is ready to replace Morgan as first choice just yet. It'll only take a few poor performances and people will be slating him like they are JWP. We need 2 CDM because that has been the basis of our brilliant defence, at least it was for the first 3/4 of the year. It's no wonder Lovren has struggled since his move to Liverpool with inferior players like Gerrard and Allen playing in front of him.

Out of contract next summer and I will eat Paddy Ashdown's hat if he gets a new one.

Get back to TMS you intelligent, articulate and well mannered member of society!

I think most of the intelligent debate was based around whether FF was an improvement on Boruc and worth spending £10m on. I personally think yes as there is a significant age gap between them. I'm not sure where the whole 'League 1 keeper' thing came from. Probably one trolling idiot like alpine said it and Turk's is doing his usual trick of purporting that it was a widely held belief. Why Kelvin was given a contract extension or Gazza signed at all I have absolutely no idea. Neither have shown anything close to Premier League ability at any point in their careers.

Not to mention the small matter of him wanting to leave and play first team football. Not sure how Cork would have made any difference today, he wasn't exactly known for high tempo build up play pulling defences apart. I guess it's just another example of the guy not playing being the answer. Like Morgan, despite the fact that he played against Stoke, West Brom, Liverpool and Sheff Utd. Last week the answer was to drop Yoshida and play Reed. We did that but did we play any better?

F**king useless

Is disagree with this bit.

Goes well with last weeks lemon party and tub girl's appearance at Burnley.

Spurs are 6th with a GD of +2

So far today Burnley denied a "stonewall," penalty and West Ham have a goal disallowed for a dubious offside decision.

Compared to Kelvin, who was part of one of the worst teams in the history of the Premier League at Sunderland he is a world beater. QPR will give him away for free in summer, I doubt there are many better out there free who wont mind FF being first choice.

I despair when sending Long and Gallagher on is 'going for it' but in this instance I fear you are right. As many Saints goals between them as Steve De Ridder.

Neither has Harry Kane TBH.

Off to clean the grouting in my bathroom. Toodles!

Need divine intervention already

If this is accurate I will eat my hat!