Lighthouse

Victor going for a Hull there. Obviously not left footed.

Since nobody else has started one. COYR!!

That only really rules him out for Newcastle then, with Swansea touch and go at the start of February. I'm sure we can cope at SJP with Wanyama and Cork.

Glad to see Pelle being rested. He would have been knackered on Saturday if he had played tonight.

Which wars have Obama and Cameron been responsible for?

I miss the days of reading about 'South Coast Team' in The Sun. I also miss the massive double page spread they did about how they were ignoring us.

Saints to win the Cup obviously. Laughing at Pompey is all well and good but you would have to be pretty sad to want them to fail more than Saints to win. To answer the OP - 4th We go into the FA Cup every year with a small chance of winning but we've never been close to the Champs League. We have a third round replay against Ipswich, it's not as if this is our golden chance at Cup success.

The words in bold are redundant IMO.

Playing up front in these very tough away games is always a thankless task. A lot of hard work, no change from homer refs and little attacking support from your team mates. You never look good, Osvaldo was the same at OT last season. Lambert against Ukraine was a similar story and there are plenty of others.

I reckon Liam is The9. He's certainly got the accent.

You stay classy Millbrook.

He has only been out for about 6 weeks hadn't he? I doubt he is struggling that much for fitness. I want Mugabi to play just for the name.

5th I think is most likely. We are playing very well, whereas Man Utd and Arsenal are playing well below their potential. If they decide to turn up in the second half of the season we will struggle to match them.

I can see how that is going to end up

I think Pahars put us in front in the 3-3 game too.

He is French remember. I have no idea how upset he might be at this week's news but I could understand if he wasn't feeling too happy right now.

The difference being for most of us small amounts of money are life changing. £50k a week, invested wisely is easily enough for a player to retire from. That's more in a year than most of us will earn in a lifetime and still leaves enough gravy for a big house, a Lamborghini and a WAG with a handbag fetish. Leaving for more is just greedy.

You'd like to think they would at least stick around for a shot at the Champs League. I could understand them leaving the following summer if we don't qualify again but you would have to be a right money grabbing b**tard to leave in spite of Champs League football.

The second part of this weeks trilogy. I would personally rest most of our players for the trip to Newcastle. Yes a cup win would be nice but a top four finish is suddenly looking like a serious target. Fair play to everyone who makes the midweek trip to Portman Road for a game on the Beeb.

Get The F**k In

With a front four which cost £150m we have no right getting anything from this game. Still, let's see what happens. COYS!

I got two minors on my driving test. They just ran out in front of my car, I couldn't brake in time.

Szcesseczszsnsy on the bench too, I'm guessing as a result of his performance against us.

Could be the same person for all we know. Kane is certainly unfunny enough.

Funny Bill Bailey - Probably my favourite comedian out there Andrew Maxwell - Saw him live at a small comedy store in London, was hilarious Holly Walsh - As above, was very funny. Peter Kay - Perhaps he isn't as popular down South but half my family is from Lancashire so I can relate Jimmy Carr - Very good dead pan humour Phil Jupitus - I quite like him on QI and was excellent on the earlier series' of Buzzcocks (with Bailey and Lamarr) Jon Richardson - Think he is great on 8 out of 10 Cats and Cats does Countdown Dara O'Brien - Clearly very intelligent. Like him on QI. Reginald D Hunter - His general demeanour I find quite amusing. Undecided David Walliams - Loved the first two series of Little Britain but he often just comes across as a smug, metrosexual swat. Michael McIntyre - Has his moments but has many more when he is just dreadful. Vic Reeves - 10% hilarious and 90% just plain weird Rob Brydon - Odd character but sometimes funny. Russel Howard - Sometimes funny, other times just plain annoying. Unfunny Jo Brand - Miserable 'I hate my marriage' one trick pony. Andi Osho - Nigerian woman on Mock the week Russel Brand - Does he even count as a comedian? Stephen K Amos Joe Pasquale Dalek 2003 - Been the same routine for 11 years now.