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'Chewy Luis and the Blues' trending on Twitter

I guess it's just him and Morgan left representing Saints now, unless Yoshi can help Japan pull off a surprise tonight.

Uruguay doing a lot of defending as you would expect, Gaston holding the ball well and playing it out of defence, whilst others just hoofed it forward. Nothing amazing, he just looks comfortable.

Gaston looking very composed in 10 minutes I've been watching him.

Care to elaborate?

Lambert must be injured I'd have thought. No reason Roy would give everyone else a run out but not him.

Does Wilshere ever do anything except stumble into tackles?

Brahimi looking the business for Algeria against S. Korea. No idea if he is any good but looking good tonight. 24 year old midfielder playing for Granada.

Lambert frequently went missing last season, he was still a useful player to have. If Lukaku consistently put in his best performances, he really would be worth £35m. I'd rather have an inconsistent Lukaku in the hope he will improve, rather than someone consistently average.

Would you rather have Smalling and Cleverly in their respective positions? I'm not saying C&C are world beaters, but I would say England are bad enough for them to get a look in.

I'm not sure how Lallana is relevant to this but Lukaku isn't worth £35m. Not by a long way.

As I said on another thread, I think he is a decent but he is £20m decent not £35m decent. Would he come here? Would our valuation match Chelsea's? No idea.

The word 'ace' makes me doubt the accuracy of this story but not as much as the word 'Sun'.

The Titanic secretly docked in a military port in Florida where is was converted into a USN frigate. It served for about 29 years before eventually being destroyed at Pearl Harbor during WWII. The passengers and crew were dumped overboard into a giant worm hole as it sailed through the Bermuda Triangle. They were transported to another dimension where John Westwood is the supreme overlord and you can still buy a Curly Wurly for 10p.

In that case, form your own political party. Draw up a manifesto and get people to help fund and publicise it. If you get enough people to vote for you, then you will be elected and can run the country how you want for five years. Simple.

Roy will stick with the same team and system which has been crap the last two games. All the 'big names' will be shoe horned in and players like Lallana will get 20 minute sub appearance at the end. We will draw 1-1, Rooney will score another simple tap in which will enough to "silence his doubters," according to the media.

Keep posting this, it will be funny eventually you just have to persevere.

Nobody is. Most people would just prefer to hear something uplifting and inspiring at major sporting events, rather than dull, monotonous droning.

I would wager a tiny percentage of that 59% is actually Christian. I myself ticked Christian but only because I was born and Christened into a (none-practicing) Christian family. I'm very much agnostic and most of the 'Christians' in the census are probably that, atheist or too lazy to actually practice religion. To be brutally honest, I can't think of a less religious country in the World. Possibly the Dutch, whose entire population was once sentenced to death by the Catholic church I believe.

TBF it's not just humans who enjoy getting boned by our canine friends.

This would get my nod although Jerusalem is a good shout too. Strangely enough I was just chatting about this down the pub. Either of them is a million times better than GSTQ which is the dullest anthem on the planet. Can't blame any of the player for not singing it, so uninspiring. The lyrics are nonsense too. A country with 3% church attendance asking God to save the last person on the planet who needs saving.

What's betting Roy 'shows faith' in the same utter garbage against Costa Rica. Forget giving players like Lallana and Lambert a decent crack, he will just stick with the likes of Rooney and Welbeck doing f**k all.

A team without Welbeck is like an orchestra without a pastry chef.

He isn't though, he is a Chelsea player who is apparently unwanted by Mourinho. That's the difference, Chelsea do want to sell. Personally I'd expect him to go in the region of £20m, same as Lallana.