Lighthouse

Shame. I'll just take a load of mushrooms and whizz instead.

Even Berty?

I thought he was Eminem.

He really isn't. alpine is dull, predictable and really quite sad. I don't consider endless drivel about how everything is terrible to be comedy gold.

Nope

Brick outhouse centre half. HCDAJFU Just trying to get back on topic.

Yevhen Khacheridi

This basically. I'm astonished how he still gets bites from posters who've been on here years ad really should know better. I don't feel sorry for him being 'bullied' in the slightest because it's exactly what he wants. He will post complete nonsense without any basis in evidence, probability or logic simply to get a reaction. All the following replies telling him how tedious, boring and negative he is are exactly what he wants. Arguing with him is like wrestling a pig in a sty. You may well be 'winning' but at the end of it all you're still wrestling a pig, you're both covered in sh*t and the pig loves every minute of it.

I think there was another club who used to be, "everyone's favourite second team." I can't remember who it was now.

Reminds me off this [video=youtube;xEtJP1V6T-U] I wish it hadn't.

Was that the spitting incident that never was, whilst he was taking a throw in? That was weird, almost as if the ref was hallucinating. Nobody else saw anything even on the replays.

Why not both?

Guys, I'm trying to book tickets in the Milton End but I can't find the option for it online. Please can someone help.

He just came in his pants reading that.

MLG you are literally alpine's wet dream.

To me 17 will always be Saphir Taider.

I think with Gaston it's a case of might as well give him a number because if he doesn't leave we will just look stupid. I'm still expecting him to depart at some point.

£15 for our first European game in 12 years. You'd think so. FWIW I booked my ticket today and there was limited availability in the Northam. Only about 3 seats in block 42 when I looked.

Got all of them. Forgot Chaplow, Lloyd James, Darren Powell and Safri from recent years, although Safri is down as DF for some reason. Almost missed about 10 from the 90s.

Having those two, Mané and a fully fit Tadic all in the same team would be quite something. I'm quite excited to see Clasie, Soares and Juanmi next Thursday too.

Can someone send a video of this to the England cricket team please.

Don't think of it as an easy game. More of a tough training session ahead of the Feyenoord game.

Didn't realise we were playing Villa.

If we hadn't bought Osvaldo and his non-existent contribution to our success, we'd have gone from newly promoted to top 7 in 3 years and made a profit from transfers in doing so. That's quite some achievement.