Lighthouse

Boring, pedantic post alert - 'Yoshida' looks way better on the back of a shirt than 'Maya'. Not a fan of having first names and nicknames on the back. Same with 'Gaston' Ramirez.

Looking for a specifically left footed player and ruling out 80% of your potential targets is how you end up with Dan Seaborne. Even the Exeter fans thought he was average.

Only if it's violent conduct. 2 yellows is a 1 match ban, as is a straight red for a professional foul. I'm not sure how the punishments stack up for repeat offences but I doubt he will be sent off 3 times again next year.

Welcome to Saints Dejan. Let's hope the concerns about his form last year come to nothing but I very much doubt we'd have spent £8m on a player without some being sure he had considerable talent. I'd say Jos' days are probably numbered and I wouldn't be surprised if he has been told he can look for a new club. That would leave us with 4 decent options at CB I think. Top priority for me now has to be a striker as there are only 2 options on the books I am happy with.

None of those were first team regulars. They just did a mediocre to poor job of filling in when the old farts like Dodd and lundekvam got injured. The team now is different, we've built a team around Cork and Morgan. Lallana, JRod, Shaw, Gaston and Clyne are all first team regulars too.

This one is good for a few lolz too.

Seems a bit of a no brainer to me. Having three small cameras, facing front, rear and at the driver would prevent a lot of false insurance claims. Being able to conclusively prove what happened, who was driving, wearing the seat belt and also recording what speed they were going. Surely the cost of fitting such a system would be easily offset by cheaper insurance premiums.

Hooper has scored 2 against Spartak Moscow, 1 against Helsingborg and 1 against Braga as far as I can make out.

F**k me does that kitchen need redecorating. I thought mine was bad.

Dear Future Lighthouse, Did you get that job you applied for in Norway or are you still stuck in Bristol? I hope you have moved out of that crappy 1 bedroom flat if nothing else, the kitchen is sh*t and the drains in the bathroom stink. Also if you are still driving that f**king Kia get rid of it! Hope you are well (and the wife and kids on the off chance they might have appeared in the last year) Best Regards Present (now past) Lighthouse

Depends if Forrest paid any kind of fee for Harding I'd have thought. He signed on a free. The last player we sold for money, apart from AOC, was Rasiak I think but we wouldn't have made a profit on the £2m we paid for him.

I think the fixtures are out next week. Begin random guessing at who we get first. I am going to say Spurs at home.

Tragic that 1 in 6 people in this country is stupid enough to watch BGT.

Yes.

No sauce, just trying to get the thread back on track. HCDAJFU

Yevhen Konoplyanka

Skacel (Czech Rep), Kachloul (Morocco) and Mayuka (Zambia)

Wonder if some of the numbers will get moved around again next season. Yoshi or Astori as number 16 maybe. Shaw #3 would seem obvious.

Premier League manager in 'covering his own arse by bigging up the difficulty of the Premier League' shocker. It wont take that much to get into the top 6. £200m will buy you an entire starting XI of £15-25m players. Even Man Utd don't have that.

Still fancy a trip to the M-Rats. Was working for the last one, which is quite lucky when I think of the embarrassing performance we put in. Been to Boro and Sunderland the last 2 years so need to do Newcastle next year to tick off the North East. Been to all 3 promoted clubs in the Champ, so nothing exciting there. H

I'm not offended, I said he was a plank. "Premier League you're 'avin' a laugh!" is in chapter 1A of football chants and yet it clearly rattled him a bit.

Mainly because he comes across as a bitter man with a chip on his shoulder who hides behind a veil of loveable roguery and media sound bites. That's my opinion on him anyway. Then there is this from when we knocked his Blackpool side out of the Cup 2 years ago. What a plank.

This has got to be a minority of feminist just after some publicity, surely there isn't a case here. For a start there is no actual nudity on the front covers of these magazines. All private parts, including women's nips have to be covered up on the front cover of the magazine, as illustrated below (disappointing lack of pics on this thread btw). Yes there is a lot of flesh there but nothing actually sexual, all the interesting stuff is covered up. As people have pointed out, it's not sexual harassment if consenting adult women are choosing (and being paid large amounts of money) to do it. Not sure what Delldays means by 'promoting violence against women. If you see pictures like the one above and think, 'wow I'd love to punch the living sh*t out of her,' YOU have the problem not the magazine.

Am I missing something here? Beatts hasn't actually said anything. It's just Sharp having a troll on twitter. That picture could be months or years old.