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Lambert Caroll has a sh*t pony tail. Usless, violent, homeless, Ibrahimovic wannabe.

I'd die much happier going to 91 league grounds and not going to Wigan personally.

Insert groin strain/ magic spray joke.

Step up and scored goals when we needed them most in the past. Got the first ever goal under Adkins up at Wednesday, first time we'd scored in about a month. Has scored numerous last minute winners, equalisers and that goal against MK Dons. I have faith that he can do the job given time, unlike Guly who can run the show one game and vanish the next.

Is it really that difficult to not act like a mong at a football match? I just don't see the appeal in shaking a metal fence.

I was searching for a new torch last night and in my boredom was trying to find the most poweful torch on the market. The two most powerful, but still practical, I could find were an 85W torch that can light stuff up 1km away and another that can cook marshmallows at short range. It struck me that only a man can appreciate stuff like that, like surround sound speakers and pen knives. Anyone own any other decent man toys and gadgets?

Why? He has the whole of April, May, June, July and half of August before the new season starts. Bad news though, he will be missed. Having said that I have faith that Sharp and Barnard can step up to the mark.

Sorry, I'll take it off.

Which part of Brizzle are you in? It's my day off, I may wander up there and have it out with them.

I whole heartedly agree. However I don't think grief should be compulsory as alpine is suggesting.

DD, Kraken this has just turned into good old fasioned alpine trolling. Having a go at people he's never met because they aren't grieving for people they've never met at an unrelated football game he wont even be attending. I'd leave now whilst you still have your sanity.

Yeah I wish. Haven't been to Spa since 2010. Best weekend I've ever had with my clothes on.

What you have there is an owl, not a teenager. Hope this helps.

It does. Then again so does Hedge End Primary School, Airport Parkway Train Station and the Greggs on the High Street. All in Southampton and very important to it's inhabitants but I doubt any of those places will be having a minutes silence. P.S. Belgian?

No because: - It has nothing to do with the football club. Yes a lot of the victims were from Southampton, but the Titanic had naff all to do with football. - If you want to remember the victims, do it. Go to one of the many memorials around the world and lay some flowers, stand in silence or whatever. Nobody is stopping you. - We're not remembering it, we're remembering the 100 year anniversary of it. It's just a nice convenient round number, why not remember the 87th anniversary? - I've already had to sit through 3 seperate minutes silences just for Gary Speed. West Ham had a minutes applause for Muamba and he wasn't even dead. It's getting silly, I have to draw the line somewhere.

Oh Jesus, I was wondering how long it would be before someone came out with that line. Nobody has a must play when fit contract, even Wayne Rooney or Robin Van Persie. Why would you sign an unknown player from an obscure Italian team and give him a contract whereby he must play every game? That would be a complete kick in the nads for the rest of the squad who all have to fight for their spot in the side. It would also mean Guly didn't have to go the extra mile in training and could turn up for a game not caring how crap he was because he knew his place was secure. 'Must play when fit' contracts are a myth, especially for players as unremarkable as Guly. Nigel is picking him because he rates him, simple as. It's like his very own Jermaine Wright, except nowhere near as bad.

If we are promoted and keep Connolly I will quit and go watch womens golf instead. I'm not convinced Guly is Prem class either. Barnard and DC really haven't had a decent run out when fit to make a judgement yet. Barnard was excellent before he was injured, Sharp certainly did it for Donny at this level. Both deserve more time IMO.

Didn't see the game as I was working. That f**k. Wont comment on the game, but this should provide comfort to some... West Ham have 6 games left. They need 2 wins and a draw just to get above where we are now. They have 3 easy fixtures and 3 tricky ones IMO. we are still very much in the driving seat. Come on Barnsley!

But if Reading won, then they could only be 2 points behind us and we still have to play them. 2 points dropped each keeps them both at arms length. Before Wham beat Posh, I'd have agreed with you.

It's weird, I think any result at Upton Park would be good. If Wham do win this, we're at least 5 pionts ahead of Reading with a much better run in. All ifs and buts. Overall though, I think a draw is best.

He could have.

They're arguing the case for Lambert to Euro 2012 on SS. Sort of, they mentioned Holt and Le Tiss was arguing Rickie's case.

Does anyone know if this game will be on iplayer? I always thought they didn't show stuff like this, but on the website it says 'coming soon' after the programme.

We'll be in the same group as Inter Milan, Besiktas and Banik Ostrava. Finish the group 3rd and go into the Euro League, where we eventually get beaten in the QF by Shakhtar Donnetsk on away goals.

I've got family in Lincoln, that would be pretty convenient.