Lighthouse

I hope you develop an interest in Thai lady boys and all your work colleagues find out about it.

Was bitten by a snake once which refused to let go. Had to run the little b*stards head under a tap to get him off in the end.

You could have John Viafara on the right, if you're really desperate.

Swap Le Tiss for Paul Wotton if you want.

Eyal Berkovich, Forgot him. Uwe Rosler too, although him wasn't what I'd call good

Niemi Golac Lundekvam Hooiveld Bale Fernandes Svensson Le Tiss Skacel Pahars Ekelund Subs: Bart, Petrescu, Delgado, Lee, Kachloul, Kenwyne, Guly This is harder than it looks really.

Weren't we about 5 points behind West Ham at the end of our rough run in winter? Around the end of January that kind of time. I'd have said it was them who tailed off at the end of the season drawing all those home games. We were a bit rough at the end losing to Blackpool, Reading and Boro but they are three tough games to promotion chasing teams.

3 of which will be defenders. Could be a giggle.

I think the highlight of the trip was finding that 90s radio station on DAB. Good job too, it took us 7 hours to get there with the traffic on the M6. Nightmare.

Well you're the one who just brought it up.

If Ukraine were leading 1-0, would that Sweden goal have been the one to send us through instead of France? Would have been a heck of an end to the group. Job done though, even if it wasn't with much style. Italy are definitely beatable.

It still seems weird seeing AOC out there, having watched him score against Walsall in League 1 barely a year ago.

Who needs goal line technology eh.

Yep. Been at Dynamo pretty much his entire career, but I wonder if he would fancy a shot at one of the big leagues. Has been on my HCDAJFU list for years, but we've been outside the Premier League for most of that time and wouldn't have had a prayer of getting him. I said Yarmolenko before, but going by this tournament we've got no chance. He will be at one of the big Champions League clubs by August for sure, making Englands midfielders look Sunday League tonight.

Oleg Husyev of Dynamo Kiev. In action for Ukraine right now, a decent right sided midfielder and that's not just based on this tournament. Very industrious.

Ukraine had by far the best of it so far. Husyev and Konoplyanka looking dangerous.

Well Dyer has just signed a new contract, so they must have been the best 6 minutes of his career.

QPR signed something like 13 players last summer, I doubt Reading will go down that route. West Ham maybe.

Citeh to buy Lallana for £40m after he puts in a MOTM hattrick performance in Saints 6-0 win on the opening day. Lots of reliable sources: http://www.footballtransferrumoursinnit.com http://www.icanhasgossip.com http://www.omgomgomgtransfernews.org.uk http://www.unverifiedbullsh1t.co.uk

WTF? Of course you can. When you sign for a club you sign a new contract.

Just had a look at his twitter page. He has one heck of a missus. RE: his latest tweet. No idea, maybe Yeovil wanted to loan Dickson but Saints would rather sell him. Or Yeovil just didn't offer enough money.

You've all leapt to the conclusion that this is Dickson moaning about Saints, but he never actually mentions us. Wouldn't it make far more sense if it was a Yeovil 'busines'' decision not to take him on permanently. If it was anything to do with his wages, he wouldn't be moaning. I can't imagine what 'business decision' Saints could have made that would p*ss him off.

Holland have been dreadful this tournament. Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians.

If they beat Portugal there is a triangle. Holland beat Portugal, Portugal beat Denmark, Denmark beat Holland, therefore they're all level on head to head. Then it goes to GD. If it stays as 2 draws, Portugal go through on head to head because they beat Denmark.