Lighthouse

Jos staring right at me and screaming with joy at Millwall. I couldn't figure out why as he'd just stuck a header over the bar, then I saw the ref had given a (the 2nd) penalty. Went nuts when Lambert converted it, that was the 'MK Dons moment' of this season.

I'd expect our 25 man senior squad to look a bit like: Davis, Bart, New GK Richardson, Butters, Martin, Fonte, Hooiveld, Seaborne, Fox, New CB and LB Chaplow, Lallana, Cork, Hammond, Morgan, De Ridder, New winger, New CM Lambert, Sharp, Guly, Lee, New striker Not what I'd do personally, but it's roughly what I'd expect. I can see us trying to offload the rest, even if only on loan.

Lambert at Fratton Lee against Derby Sharp's 2nd against Pompey I went nuts for all 3 of them.

There's a fair few anniversaries crammed into these couple of days. 28th April - Saints promoted 30th April - Hitler dies 1st May - Senna dies, Saints win FA Cup 2nd May - Saints promoted, Bin Laden dies, Belgrano sunk. Can't beat that for useless trivia.

Just cleaning out my old bedroom at my parents house and found a signed photo of Andreas Jackobsson.

Kamil Kosowski looked half decent under Redknapp but then got a couple of injuries, lost his form and Burley didn't rate him. Not a great player but could never compete with some of the gash we've had since then. Also I don't care if Pekhart is keeping David Villa on the bench, he was sh*te when he played for us.

Is it just me or are there a lot more people wearing the latest replica kits these days. Watching the Coventry game on TV there was a very large percentage of people wearing this seasons kit. I noticed it last season too, most people seemed to be wearing the 125 anniversary shirt. In the past there always seemed to be a more varied blend of kits from other seasons. Not complaining, it looks good IMO.

I can't remember Folly playing for us much in the Championship, so I left him out. My two memories of him are of getting dragged off at half time on the opening day of the relegation season (already 2-0 down at Villa) and coming on as a sub at Chelsea only to get dragged off half an hour later. Having checked Soccerbase, his only other league appearance that season was the 5-1 battering we took at Spuds. Why Aberdeen took him on I'll never know, he must have a sh*t hot agent.

Everton are the only team out of that lot who you'd say were definitely a better bet than Saints. The rest are just as likely to end up fighting relegation one day as we are.

None of them could hold a candle to Aledine Yahia.

He's had a distinctly average season for Brighton. Played almost every game and scored 10 goals. That's David McGoldrick territory and Brighton would want at least the £3.5m they paid back.

I think it's a bit harsh giving rating to players like Barnard, Jaidi, Shaw, JWP and Bart who've barely made it onto the pitch this season.

Billy Sharp did it in an equally poor Donny side and he only cost £1.8m. Not saying I don't rate Hooper and he wont come cheap, but £7m is an awful lot. Scoring a couple against Rennes and Udinese isn't that amazing.

Can we just have a sticky "Transfer Rumours" thread for stuff like this? Would save having 10 threads every day for the next 3 months about players linked with us by random twitter accounts, retards on 606 and "some bloke on the Burnley forum who reckons..." Would be a great signing though.

We won't actually know the real figures as Saints never release details of their transfers. I hope we don't spend £7m on Hooper though. That's a lot of money for a player who has only ever done it in Scotland. I'd be pretty cheesed off if we'd spent that much on McCann or Skacel.

Hargreaves? People seriously think it's worth signing a player with that injury record. He's played 9 games in the last 4 years and he's 31. Saying "if he stays fit" is a complete fantasy. He isn't, he wasn't and he won't be.

I don't think Lambert and Lallana will be considered big enough Charlies to play for England. Maybe if they move to Chelsea for £70k a week, sit on the bench, punch a team mate in a drunken bar fight, **** their team mates girlfriends and some prostitutes and shout racists abuse at some Asian exchange students they might get a look in. Fox and Lee are probably the most likely as their NTs aren't that good. Jos and Fonte I don't think are good enough to get into theirs but with a stormer of a season they could get a call up for a friendly.

Can you grab me a couple of penguins? I'll pay you £500 for a pair of them.

A tad harsh on white who was a kid chucked in at the deep end and nowhere near ready. Otsemobor and Wotton were very limited but I felt did alright at the time. The worst I can come up with is: Forecast James Lancashire Powell (captain) Molyneux Thomson Pulis Gasmi R. Smith Pericard Pekhart Subs: Poke, O'Halloran, Sarmiento, Tejera, Robertson I think Mettomo was only here training, so he could get fit for the ACON but he somehow ended up on the bench one time because we were that bad. Bit harsh to include him. Honorouble mentions to those who didn't make the matchday 16 because they weren't quite bad enough: DMG, Euell, McCann, Jermaine Wright, Kenton (I actually laugh every time I remember one of these players and how bad they were).

Murphy is ancient. Still quality but he'd only really be in it for one last pay cheque even if he did stay fit. Kalou would demand large wages and probably wouldn't be hungry enough to prove himself. Hall is the wrong side of 30 now and is a bit of a journeyman. Never really done much decent. No thanks. Hoilett would be a good shout though.

Pearce played one game for us. It was my first ever away game at S****horpe under Pearson. Luckily Scunny weren't very good because they were being managed by some random physio.

I thought Licka, Pele and Madsen did alright out of that lot.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Davis Richardson - - - Saeijs - - - - - Hooiveld - - - - Bale Chamberlain - - - Pele - - - - Morgan - - - - Lallana - - - - - - - - - Lambert - - - - Saganowski Subs: R. Wright, Lundekvam, Guthrie, Skacel, Surman, Walcott, Jones

Would you have said the same about Peter Crouch in 2005?