Lighthouse

I think alpine has a point. We don't need these peasants, lets just get a couple of RAF Typhoons to come in and wipe the place out. Then we will have space to build that petting zoo we always wanted.

I live here and it's not that bad (watch me go and get mugged now I've said that). There are rough parts like St Paul's and Easton but there are worse cities out there. It's not in the same league as Middlesbrough.

Nowhere near being in the worst towns in Britain. I've lived in places like Lincoln and Stafford, probably 2 of the most boring settlements on Earth. If it's not boredom there are far worse sh*t holes out there. I remember our trip to Middlesbrough at the tail end of the Championship season, probably the grimmest looking city I've ever driven through, with Luton being a very strong contender. Just to list a few of the worse places I've visited; Boro, Luton, Pompey, MK, Coventry, Stoke, Stafford, Lincoln, Grantham, Swindon, Yeovil, Sunderland, Rochdale, Wolverhampton, parts of Glasgow (Paisley), Leeds, Hull, Grimsby, S****horpe, Newark and Northampton.

One day, when Xavi joins the club he supported as a boy...

If Lambert and Boruc could conspire to put Rooney in a coma during the international break that might help a bit. Not young or Cleverly though, if they are injured they might get replaced by someone like Kagawa, who is actually quite good.

Think a few people will be selling RVP in the near future. He's good but £14m will buy you an awful lot more at the moment.

Same. My starting X1 for this weekend is Lloris, Baines, Mertesacker, Lovren, Shaw, Barkley, Sigurdsson, Michu, Ramsey, RVP, Giroud.

10 goals last season though. Horrible player but I thought he'd bring in a fairly decent points haul, especially after scoring in the opening day win over Cardiff. West Ham haven't won since then and Nolan hasn't scored. They might struggle this year.

Used my wildcard this week. Hart, Fellaini, Morgan and Nolan out. Lloris, Sigurdsson, Michu and Ramsey in.

I've just dropped Morgan from my fantasy team and put in Michu. This has to be good news for Saints as the former will get a goal and 3 assists, whilst the latter will now get sent off after 10 minutes. If you don't believe me, I dropped Lambert before last weeks fixtures.

Excellent. Might not get a game though.

Which result are you using as a substitute for the Palace game? I assume it's either Wigan or QPR who beat us at home, although we did beat Reading.

Pretty conclusive I think, Chamakh dived.

"Jason Puncheon, he sh*ts on your wife!" I had to laugh but we've set the bar at a new low with that one.

Just seen Gaston's goal, he didn't half hit that.

Been working so just got home to share my thoughts. The main one being BOOOOO YEAH!!!! I said it before and I will say it again though, if you have a watertight defence you are 90% of the way there, even if you aren't scoring. You pick up a lot more points with 0-0 bore draws and scrappy 1-0 wins from a set pieces than we did last season, when we could come away from a game with 0 points having scored 3 beautiful goals. My Liverpool supporting mate (we all know one) is surprisingly silent this evening. Think his phone must be broken.

Have Reading been reinstated back into the Premier League then? When did that happen?

But this is going to be Liverpool's year! (TM.1994)

Same team as West Ham for me, they did nothing wrong and we have been defending well. Better finishing and we could get a result, even at Anfield. Not Ramirez away from home please, not to start with.

By that logic teams like Man Utd, Spurs and Arsenal will play weaker teams against us an be complacent because we couldn't beat them last year. In reality it doesn't work like that. We beat Man Utd at home about 3 years in a row in the late 90s and we've beat Liverpool in 4 of the last 6 meetings. Last year 2 of the relegated teams beat us at St Marys. What if we spank the 3 promoted teams this season? Comparisons with last seasons fixtures mean very little but I don't see a case for thinking we will finish lower than last year. We're already 11th in the table, 5 points better off after the first 4 games and 3 points better than the corresponding fixtures last year. Doesn't mean much but they are all small signs of improvement.

I think we're very close to being a decent top half team, we just need to be patient and a bit less hypocritical. For example a lot of people were predicting a midtable or bottom half finish before the season but are now moaning when we draw against West Ham and Sunderland. It seems some people are expecting to be the better team and win most of our games this season and yet somehow finish 12th. That's a bit odd. We haven't won the last 3 games because we've been struggling to score, however we've been by far the better team in 2 of them and against West Brom. At Norwich we were crap but if Webb had given a penalty for that rugby style charge down we would have won that too. The early goal at Sunderland killed that game off as they could just park the bus and try and hang on for the point. If Webb had given that pen, if we'd defended that corner properly against Sunderland, if Jussi hadn't pulled off just one of his excellent saves, we could have 4 wins and be top of the table. They are all ifs but they aren't big ifs. This isn't like last season where we were outplayed by Wigan in our own back yard, we're a good team who aren't quite there yet.

The biggest improvement is obviously the defence. It is better to be solid at the back and not scoring than being in the boat we were last season and shipping loads of goals. This way, we're always in with a chance of points, which will keep us ticking over mid table until we get our scoring sorted. Last year could score goals but found ourselves in a position whereby we needed 3 to get even a point. We were letting in sloppy goals, like Swansea, Norwich and Fulham at home. Now we aren't. Aside from one corner against Sunderland we've been pretty water tight. We started 02/03 slowly too, remember what happened when Beattie found his shooting boots about 10 games into the season.

They were playing Avicii's 'wake me up when it's all over' before kick off in the concourse. Pretty much summed it up for me. We had 3 or 4 really decent efforts on target and we'd have put a couple of them past a lesser 'keeper. The Hammers came for a point and got it. On the down side, that's 4 games against average Prem teams and we have yet to score from open play. On the plus side we are defending well and controlling large parts of the game. In short, we are very close to being a bloody good side, if we can find that cutting edge up front we will be there. I would urge patience towards Ossie and VW. Both are clearly talented from what I've seen. Asking players to come into the Premier League and we good is one thing but to be consistently good will invariably take time. Players like Bergkamp, Pires and Henry came to England were garbage for a whole season, so we should be patient IMO.

Man U - Palace (1245) 3-1 Villa - Newcastle 2-0 Fulham - WBA 1-0 Hull - Cardiff 1-2 Spurs - Norwich 2-0 Stoke - Man City 0-2 Sunderland - Arsenal 1-3 Everton - Chelsea (1730) 1-2 Burton - South Havant Utd 2-1 (94th min. penalty winner) Bit early to be talking about who we want to win and lose for the table. I've had a wild guess at the results above.

Khacheridi, Ukraine's number 3 last night.