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Good luck Pompey. They're like my second team. Their fans are so loud and passionate.

I'd have said we have cover in Martin and if someone else gets injured we can get an emergency loan. Having 6 on the books with 2 not playing is just wasteful IMO.

You think we need SIX centre halves?

As long as Nigel doesn't leave him on the bench until the 80th minute, I'm sure that wont be a problem.

Didn't we get promoted in '78 after finishing 2nd? I don't remember too many people at the cup final in '03 saying, "yeah, but we finished 2nd to Bolton". Come Autumn the difference between 1st and 2nd really is immaterial. There aren't many people raving about Brighton these days and they beat us last year. To me winning the league is the icing on a promotion cake, but it's still a nice cake without the icing and way better than a mouldy prawn sandwich.

I thought the difference was £20-25m of Saints debt was the mortgage secured against the stadium. It was only the other £6m or so from opperating debts which got us in trouble. Pretty sure the Skates owe a lot more than we did, or do I need to to my homework.

That's just a statistic really. Generally the team that wins the league is better and has a better chance of staying up, but that's often not the case. Just look at Saints and Brighton's form this season.

At the start of the season the Hammers were always my favourites to win the league. They forked out big wages for players like Nolan and Bentley, not to mention keeping players like Cole, Carew, Green, Diop, Faye and Taylor. They've got Big Sam in, who is a very good appointment for this level, regardless of how ugly he plays. Personally I dont' really care if they win the league. It's the gap to 3rd I'll be looking at and if the Hammers beat teams like Boro, Leeds and Cardiff then great IMO. I'd like to win the league and I will be happy when bottom half teams beat them, but other than that I'm not too bothered.

What gives you that idea? This thread is about Lee Barnard and his merits with regards to our team. If you want to discuss how good Hull City were, go to the post match thread. Last night I thought Guly did little other than his goal. Hull defended well, but a fully fit Lee Barnard playing 70 odd minutes might have given them more problems.

You are a f**king mong. You f**king c**k sucking, testicle licking piece of s**t. You smell like a dead baboons arse and you touch little boys. Don't worry, I'm being ironic. It's my plan to make people like you again.

I think we only lost one game last season when Barnard started (Rochdale away). Not entirely sure on that, but he was certainly very important to our success. He works hard and knows where the net is. When the going gets tough, that can get you a result at any level. Guly has the skill, but he can tend to go missing when we aren't playing well. Take last night for example.

To the tune of "where's your caravan" "Lithuania!" Nice and simple.

Well, they couldn't stick them back on, so they had to stick a couple of grapefruit in the sack and sew that up. Wouldn't recommend it TBH.

Never heard of that one before, but I want to see it.

Jenson Button has been immense this year, but isn't nominated. Don't really know much about the rest but I think Cavendish and McIlroy have to be the favourites. Murray needs a grand slam to be taken seriously.

Just tried this with a Karcher pressure washer. Will let you know more when I get out of A&E.

For the sake of playing Devil's advocate; if it was a 25 year old male passenger grabbing a stewardess' arse, he'd probably be labled a sex offender, sent to jail and have union bosses screaming for sexual harassment lectures for the entire country. I suppose it depends on the individuals concerned. I'd probably just shrug it off as some drunk slapper personally, but I can see how some people may feel degraded.

Sadly neither or my parents is called 'Sheikh' so I doubt this will happen.

A fight to the death between various zoo animals. Starting with baboon vs hyaena against Hull on Tuesday.

I got my todger out on the bus. Not really sure if that's a good deed, but I did it just incase.

rmed? ngry? dolf?

Skacel was a bloody good winger. Just not a left back.

This bloke seems to get a giggle too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras

I wouldn't reccomend it regardless of your sexual persuasion TBH.

Just for the record, I consider it my civic duty to inform people who watch they are reality shows that they are a sad mong. I appreciate the irony of posting it on an internet message board, but I am prepared to sacrifice my social life for the greater good. If you really are THAT bored, just watch programmes about The Gestapo on Discovery History instead. At least you might learn something.