Lighthouse

Big crunch definitely. Gravity has near infinite range and will eventually drag the whole lot big to where it all started. All human endeavour is, ultimately futile so if you want you might as well post tubgirl, it makes no difference in the end.

Sorry, that should read 1/x

Is x^-1 not just 1/x or have I got that wrong? Haven't done this shizzle in years.

Yeah, I agree it will make us unpopular with some people. It's all a balancing act though I suppose.

Of course they will see it that way, but they will hate us regardless of how we treat terror suspects. Terrorists aren't going to lighten up with we let all our prisoners play hop scotch and eat fairy cakes.

4/x = 7/8 Therefore x = 32/7

Tainted by a perfectly legal aerodynamic inovation?

It's a delicate issue, but I'd say I'm in the 'fight fire with fire' camp on this one. When you dealing with some of the most evil b*stards on the face of the Earth, torture is justified IMO. It's a pretty simple concept which many fail to comprehend, that if you do certain things, you forfeit certain rights. Like prisoners not having the right to vote. If you are involved in the massacre of innocent civilians, you deserve ANYTHING coming your way. If you can't handle that, don't do it. I'm not saying put the thumb screws on anyone with a beard, but if you've got a guy you know knows something...

Hopefully Button gives his team mate the best possible shot at the title by wiping the donkey murdered clean off the track going into turn 1. Either Red Bull for the title (assuming Hamilton doesn't get it). As long as one of them beats Alonso.

Think this was a midweek fixture last year, so I'm guessing a few of you will have stayed there overnight. I've been looking at the Premier Inn for a weekender, which seems to be affordable and pretty much accross the road from the ground. Anyone any experience of it?

They've already played us since the JPT final and we won 3-1. This is like any League 1 game. Not easy, but we should win.

Make them watch every episode ever produced of 'What Katie/Peter did next'. Extreme I know, but I'm an evil b*stard.

Gobern, Jesus I'd forgotten about him.

Air Asia fly to Perth via Kuala Lumpur.

My own personal list, in order of importance. (I am more than a little bored. It's this or go and clean the bathroom) 1. It's my club. Till I die, through thick and thin! 2. All the friends I've made supporting Saints who I would otherwise never have met. 3. Ted Bates. Mr Southampton. 4. Winning the FA Cup against all the odds against Man Utd 5. Kevin Keegan, the most unlikely signing ever 6. Giving a dying man the best day out of his life at Wembley. 7. Matt Le Tissier 8. Mick Channon 9. 2003 FA Cup finalists 10. 2010 JPT winners 11. We're so good a Swiss billionaire and an Italian banker wanted to buy us. 12. The last goal at the Dell. Pure magic 13. The original Ted Bates statue and the funniest thread ever on TSF. 14. Henri Camara scoring against Norwich 15. The best goal ever scored. Against Liverpool in the 80s, Channon's last ever for the Saints. 16. The Skates booing Ted's minute of silence, the Beattie scoring past them and putting his hand on his ear. 17. Marian Pahars. The great escape, the song, the goals against the Skates, the 3-3 with Liverpool, nutmegging Staam. 18. Franny scoring 19. Claus scoring 20. Claus scoring again 21. The Ali Dia Fiasco 22. 6-3 against Man Utd 23. The grey shirts 24. The daisy cutter which Taibi somehow let through his legs. 25. Beating Sheff Utd to stay up. 26. Skacel. Has he signed yet? 27. Getting Hoddle sacked at WHL. 28. Giving the world Bale and Walcott. 29. Having Pele and Best in our team. 30. Rasiak's last minute equaliser at Pride Park 31. Winning 6-0 away to one of our playoff rivals. 32. Scoring 10 goals in 2 games last season. ... 76. The Last time the Queen ever presented the FA Cup to a winning team. 103. Years at the Dell Bored now.

...Niemi had scored at Loftus Road ... Keegan's overhead kick had been onside ... Pahars hadn't got injured in '03 (Cup win and CL spot anyone?)

97. Anders knocked the Argies out!

That should be 72 and 73 surely?

69. Having the third (I believe) highest goalscorer in Europe last season. 70. Last ever FA Cup presented by Lizzy.

56. Totaal Voetball!

54. Having Number 54 twice.

48. Marian Pahars! Marian! Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh Marian!

44. Giving a dying man the best day out of his life at Wembley.

126. Having Mods who are good at Maths.

38. Giving the World the best left winger it will see for the next 10 years.