jjsaint

I dreamed last night that I bought a box of chicken and that automatically made me a member of the EDL. I was trying to hide the empty greasy chicken box so nobody would know that I'd become a member even accidentally. Weird. Interpretations please?

Rest in peace, wishing your family all the help they need and deserve.

I had a gay marriage last night but I'm not sure if it was faked because there wasn't enough blood on my jacket. Oops, wrong topic... well at least this one's still open (despite not being about football either)...

God this **** ****es me off. ****ing psycho animals. That's the last straw. I'm completely and irrevocably right-wing now.

The Stoke post has Harry written all over it. His reputation has taken a dive in the last year, but it's still strong enough to secure him a Prem post.

No big loss to the footballing fabric of England, but given that Stoke's natural level should be about mid-Championship, it's a bit of a shame. Who are they going to get in now?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22614097

I predicted a Swansea relegation, as did a lot of people on here. Obvious that he knew nothing about the newly promoted sides but that's normal for pre-season predictions.

A lot of us will have empathy for Pochettino's situation. What I objhect to is the wat he has spoken to the media about it.

Wotte has to be the one to take us to the Champions League

Funniest poster on the board by a country mile. Also yes, he contributed to actual topics as well.

Coltrane.

Exactly what I was thinking. She'd just go for it!!

She's hot.

I can't get it to work

Alto sax. Yesterday.

1. Southampton 2. Chelsea 3. Tottenham 4. Manchester City ---------------------------- 5. Arsenal 6. Everton 7. Swansea 8. WBA 9. Newcastle 10. Manchester United ------------------------------ 11. West Ham 12. Liverpool 13. Aston Villa 14. Fulham 15. Brighton 16. Stoke 17. Sunderland ------------------------------ 18. Norwich 19. Cardiff 20. Hull

2 or 3 points out of the next 3. Not great but not bad either. Lets not overestimate the sh*te below us though. 13th.

Jonny Evans (yeah like this will happen)

So sorry to hear this. RIP

Poor people.

Neil Diamond. Legend.

It was bad news for us when Prutton got the ban, he was playing well and we looked like we might pull ourselves out of the bottom three. I was severely disappointed with the decision to ban him for 9 games (I'm sure one match was for the red card he had already received), but of course felt that it was fair.

Thing is some of those pictures were doctored but that's because stuff on the web does get photoshopped.

Modern day IPA should be cellar temperature not cold but otherwise good call.