Durleyfos

Only 5 in Durley. 2 Burglary 1 Violent Crime 2 Other crime.

Didn't he get embarrased with everyone looking at his nips?

Get tickets for both games, I'm sure you'll get rid of the Carlisle one on here.

I heard he left because we underused the running track.

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Councillor-leaves-meeting-to-avoid.6702358.jp FWIW, I don't think he's being racist at all, and well within his rights to walk out.

Or traffic lights.

Or we could have a hugh hamster wheel with a circumfrence of 100m. The 110m hurdles would be great to watch.

This thread is comedy gold. running track...pmsl. Could we fit a running track in if we had a pitch that was the size of a Subuteo set?

Was looking at booking the Old House Hotel for a meal for our wedding anniversary. Menu looks nice on the website.

I ate ice cream in there in the 80s! Thank you, your raspberry ripples were lovely! Thank you everyone, some good recomendations. Thanks swannymere for the links.

I drove through there tonight and thought it looked quite a nice place. Looked like there was some nice eating and drinking establishments in the square itself. Has anyone got any recomendations for places to eat or drink there?

Have you had all the required jabs?

Not heard of that. Do you have it with custard?

http://www.clubfaru.com/english/ I stayed here over Christmas and new year 4 years ago. Fantastic place. Our room was about 30 paces to the waters edge. I know it's not in July, but it's another place to consider.

is that a Villa fan having a go at the bear?

The Noisettes.

What ever you do, don't put diesel in your chip pan to fry your chips. They stay really soggy and don't crisp up. Taste is OK when you get used to it. Lots of salt needed.

How does Pardew find the time to be a racist, homophobic taxi driver while managing a Premier League manager? That is multitasking any woman would be proud of.

I have 4 or 5 people from this site as friends on facebook.

I did a bit until it was mentioned above that Paul Dicov was their manager (I'd forgotten that fact) Then it all went!

http://www.redcafe.net/f7/fa-cup-fourth-round-draw-318028/ Their thoughts on playing us in the cup... Pretty much what I thought they'd say.

Not just me then! Back to Paul Merson, he's dyslexic. That's why he has trouble with some of the more 'exotic' sounding names. I like him, he's pretty amusing when doing his punditry.

Who would your Man of The Series be? Alistair Cook would get my vote. Matt Prior would be second.

Za Za Gaboor.

My eldest is 3 1/5 and I wouldn't consider taking him until he's at least 6. Then I'd probably take him to an Eastleigh game or a pre season friendly at St Marys