Maggie May

Their debut was panned too, so I doubt it'll do too much harm in this country considering they are on Radio 1 every ten minutes. Saw Syd Arthur last night - decent.

We've started well but just realised we are only 10 points from the bottom. Also, I worry about Palace. We've only own two more than them this season. Hope Koeman realises this.

Classy. Good win, though.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11500337.Anger_after_Pompey_war_memorial_defaced_with_Saints_graffiti/

Finally!!! Some sense.

Is this delusion going to happen to every academy product that decides to leave in acrimonious circumstances?

That's that then.

Lallana was awesome for us, sadly that's overlooked by Saints fans now. Last season you would have been like "tadic who????".

Does van Gaal have mayo on his chips, though?

Good one.

There are certain players, no matter who they were playing for, that Saints just couldn't cope with. Here are some I could think of: Dion Dublin Tomasz Radzinski Lukaku Ian Wright

Not selling Morgan. With the cash we would have got for him, we could have put a serious bid in for Antonio. Look at him flying for Forest now. Really pains me to see him playing for other teams.

Not letting Morgan go. I still think the £12-15 million we would have got for him would have gone towards a better defender than Fonte with money left over for a speedy winger.

Mayo on toast? K'in weird

All we hear is Sadio Mane, Sadio Mane, Sadio what's new? Sadio someone still loves you.

You light, the skies up above me A star, so bright you blind me Don't close your eyes Don't fade away Don't fade away Yeah you and me we can ride on a star If you stay with me girl, Toby Alderweireld.e can rule the world

OMFG cringe - and he's only out on loan.

3-0 to West Ham.

I'm actually quite worried about the situation. It looks like they've crammed into the back of a black Transit to get to Upton Park today: vine.co/v/OBbTw6UZeTq

...and there endeth the debate.

Lol

Seen both Childhood and Wytches at Lennons. They were OK.

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart at the Joiners next week.

My pre-season prediction of Koeman is proving itself so far.

LMA needs some Malcolm Tucker damage limitation magic lol