Maggie May

Reminds me of SaintKip's classic drunken thread. "Sowhampton".

stream?

"The sink is full of fishes, cos she's got dirty dishes on the brain, "It was overflowing gently but it's all elementary my friend"

Just brilliant. Must go viral.

Jesus, when was this cut to two wins? More than a bit worried now.

Instant Classic has loads of previous for posting utter bullish*t.

I have it on good authority he will definitely leave if the club reverts to own branded kits next season.

When did Saints fans get this deluded?

"Distraught" over football - lol.

Oh well, far more important things to worry about in life.

I stopped reading at "she's got kids". Mug.

Log-ins I've used in the past: Roger Beeks JohnyFartPants Ascoli Mao Cap Linvoy's Afro

Only two now, mates.

A rare lol. Thanks.

Parquet Courts Foxygen Blood Orange Vampire Weekend Chance the Rapper

Uh oh.

He's always been class for us. Last season, against Villa away, I remember thinking we had a gem of a player.

Osvaldo goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urGdghFYH8Y

Has Gazzaniga saved a shot yet? Two shots against Chelsea, two goals. Three shots against Villa, three goals. One against City, one goal.

I wouldn't be surprised if United make a move for Adkins after that one. It won't be long until they appoint the true successor for Sir Alex Ferguson. I'm gutted we let Pardew go. World class.

Should Lowe have appointed Pulis when he had the chance? Hindsight is a wonderful concept.

Discuss.

It's a shame these stories are coming out now just days after Tony Pulis was appointed as Palace manager. He is the only manager who would replace MoPo.

All I know is that this media hyperbole is setting us up nicely for an almighty fall tomorrow.

PompeyOnline calling for Warnock as a legitimate replacement for Whittingham. How do they make this up?