Maggie May

Nutshell.

It may sound far fetched, but huge conglomerates - such as Monsanto - are pushing with the eradication of bees to introduce their own methods of crop pollenation. Gold and minerals are not the future's global source of economy, it's food. And they're desperate to control it.

Typical Saints fans - no originality.

Frost was an Arsenal fan, but followed Saints as he lived in Michelmersh for years.

To the theme of 'My only sunshine..' Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo, We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray, But you're here now, and we all love you let's hope you're still here in May

Rumour is he's off to Reading. ITK

Moses in for a medical at Liverpool, if twitter's to be believed.

"We've got Pochettino, And we've got Osvaldo now We will beat Man City, Spurs and the Arsenal now" Do do do do do

Saints have been in the top flight for more of my life than they were in the lower leagues, and that applies to many, many others, so why the bloody moaning about gaps between games. I'd much rather wait to play a team like Sunderland in the Prem than witness a drab match against Walsall on a Tuesday.

The "do-do-do" melody in Miss You would be better. "do-do-do-d-d-do that's Osvaldo"

Dreadful.

Judging by the build of the majority of blokes who buy Saints related merchandise, you'd have been better off painting stripes on one of those rhino sculptures, pal.

Mayuka to start. ITK.

Have we signed Bierhoff yet? *yawn*

http://rudi.skacel.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/football_car_crash?location=Prague

From The News live feed: ...Beattie was already at Everton.

I hate articles littered with sub-clauses. Anyway, I think a lot of Saints fans will be disappointed if they think we'll finish top half.

Watching football with you should be the last thing she attempts to please you.

Well done Rickie - no tears shed though.

Same e-mail address as your son too, then? Weird.

Edinburgh is in Brisbane, Scotland.

Reading that was as difficult as eating bricks.

First win under his belt as ACCRINGTON STANLEY manager.

Saints fan delusion in full effect.

Me too. Bale was head and shoulders above anyone on the pitch, for or against, when he was with Saints IMO.