Delboy Dave

Didn't get any game time at Sunderland today, he must be frustrated.

Harrowing

This is a blatant fiddle. If I was part of the Senegal set up id be wanting to see some scans of this 'iniury'

What odds are you offering then? And isn't 1/100000 odds on? Like you'd have to bet a million quid to win a quid

Just imagine where we would be if we had Dzeko in place of Pelle and Hernandez playing in the hole instead of Mane...

Lol I didn't think this forum could get any funnier that in the summer when it was suggested Hernandez wasn't good enough for us but later signed for... Real Madrid! Now it seems Dzeko also isn't good enough lol lol lol

That article is terribly written

Rumours are rife on twitter!

I thought for spells in particular the first half it was very quite. We could Hear Forster on many occasions shouting instruction from the Itchen stand!

Would you rub him down yourself?

I laughed

Quality stuff from the media team

how can we see the full program here?

Ummm HELLO! The bloke gets paid upwards of £50 grand every week to not go to work. If my boss paid me and I didn't have to work I wouldn't be complaining

Rodders is busy wrapping red and white electrical tape round old bamboo canes as we speak! Lovely jubbly!

The same boring tedious questions asked over and over and over again

I note that SA and DC aren't on that list. Just shows how efficient they are compared to Pelle

What a fanny. At a time when we are stretched like a wizards sleeve this big girls blouse is too tired. Give me strength.

Amen brother!!

Hahaha now that is funny! Great effort

Means nothing. Shaw? Lallana? Chambers? As far as I can see all contracts do is give the player security until something better comes along

Vicious circle Crap results = crap support

Really? I thought it was reported Fonte was our highest paid player on £45

Lolololol. Come on guys, get a fecking grip!

Did that knobhead who just left for spurs know how to use the black box thing they're meant to have? I reckons the black box on the missing Malaysian aeroplane is more useful than that fücking thing