Tell us what it's like to be Tottenham,
Never getting in the top four,
You signed Mauricio,
We signed Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman
(We hate Pompey, we hate Pompey)
Poor old Dejan. Gets dropped for the game he's been dreaming of playing in for years, and gets his wife to do his dirty work and post his displeasure on her social media. So sad.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X 100
Cue everyone now saying how Koeman is the best thing since sliced bread, much better than MoPo. Just like when MoPo took over and just what it will be like when Koeman leaves and we get another manager
The clubs too slow, I got Rodders and Micky Pearce round here last night with their camcorder from Rodney's art project he did a few years ago. They filmed the tv when it was on match choice and now we've got a suitcase full of top quality DVDs to sell down the market today, yours for just £9.99!
What about to the tune of gold by spandy ballet
Cuz you are Jack, Cork
Always believe in your soul
You got the power to know
You're indestructible!
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