Delboy Dave

Saints fans too quiet!

Saints fans too quiet!

You know I'm not the real Del Boy because my name is Dave and the real one was called Derek you Wally ;-) But fair play if you can lap it up and wallow in it I suppose, it's just not for me :-)

Not upset, just cringing ;-)

If a video full of stuff you don't believe makes you feel good then that's up to you I guess!

Are you honestly saying you believe all the guff in the video? Really?

Sorry boys, I've watched it again and it still makes me feel awkward. It even gives me a little knot of awkwardness in my stomach! Maybe I am just too cynical after all the bull that's happened over the summer. It's clear to me the club isn't built on the things said in that video. Sorry to be a party pooper!

CRINGEY MC CRINGE CHRINGE

Boruc has done a 'Lovren'

Tune!

Good work hope it gets sung ****** to the politics of if he's playing or not, just sing it!

If there isn't a clattenburg was right chant I will be proper devo

This has David and Goliath written all over it.. Saints will win this game, it's written in the stars!

RK is cool as fück

Cut the crap and sign some decent players

Okay. I'm fücked off now. SIGN SOMEONE FOR FFS

Feck me this is like being with a côck tease typea bird! She basically promises you a bit of how's your father on the weekend, and you've got to the hand job phase and you're willing her to get your member in her mouth only for her to keep yanking which isn't really what you were promised. Come on saints, suck me off!

Get Hernandez in FFS. Anyone questioning if he's good enough is bat sh1t crazy

But I want Cortese back!

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2014/07/31/4995127/southampton-eye-up-chicharito-swoop?CMPID=FBUK_140731_SouthamptonEyeChicharitoSwoop

Proper lols

Oh dears. He's leaving so he must be crap lolage

Yes mate me too It's like being happy with tossing yourself off after your fit mrs has just dumped you

In KL have we got another Vincent Tan type owner? What I mean by that is does she think because we've got Sam Gallagher, it's ok to sell lambert? And because we've got other defenders and other midfielders it must be ok to sell Shaw Lallana Chambers and Lovren right?

He does look a bit chunky here