Delboy Dave

Is this meant be a funny thread?

Theikston does a Boruc lol

There's a few meaty challenges going in

Clapping him? Are you serious? That's like giving your ex missus a kiss on the cheek after she's left you for a better looking bloke with more money! But I bet some of you wet blankets would be "thankful" while she was with you

Too many big words for me. If he wants to be all clever he should write about tennis or something upper class

It's been edited. There were references to Sunderland and playing under MoPo again next season

top lad

Might be worth getting one for £15, the last shirt that represents "the good times"

Lambert playing good. Gutting

Don't get me involved sunny!

How do we know Fonte is unhappy? I've not seen any report anywhere

Surely our budget is going to be healthy? £20-30m plus the proceeds from any sales?

So he's been talking to Gerrard for a few months about moving?

A largely difference response to the signing here; http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=314387.0

Alright then lads, just got a job lot of these little beauties! Show your support for the new board and stick one of these in the back of your motor! I've already sent a free one to Wreck it Ralph to help publicity and all that stuff. Get yours for just a 5er, no p&p no vat cash only http://cdn2.thegrindstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Be-Courageous.-Youll-Regret-it-if-Youre-Not.-Pushover-on-board.jpg

That's a bit like giving your ex Mrs a kiss on the cheek after she's binned you out for better looking, more wealthy bloke. **** that! I'd wanna punch his smug face in!

You fuggin gay boys that wanna give a polite clap to the back stabbing ***t need to sort your self out. Yes we give him dogs abuse, like what we give saggy chops but a whole lot worse.

True that! Same goes for the players who couldn't give a flyin fu ck about the club when a bigger club comes along

Well I can put you in touch with some of my suppliers if you like? No income tax, no Vat and all that mularky! Can't promise the goods will be kosher though, but you wouldn't mind selling hooky gear would you? Cushty!

Clyne to Utd for £46m

Except now if you look at whose favourited the tweet Luke isn't listed

That Luke Shaw has favourited or liked a post by a Utd fan saying let's bid for Di Maria

Lolz at the bit where he comments on the paragraphs in the fan comment book

Makes me a bit sad reading some posts on here that people are waiting for pay day, new credit cards, old credit cards to clear etc, basically busting a gut to find a way of paying for a season ticket when the people they're paying to watch couldn't give a flying **** about the fans, and earn the same in a week as what fans do in a year

Less than a weeks wages. Depressing or what