badgerx16

You can't use facts to derail Dunce's argument.

Scousewives

Remind me, how many MPs do they have ? Is it more that the Greens ?

There are just as many thick people who read the Daily Mail and vote UKIP.

Casino Capitalism is to blame.

"The alarming rise since the height of the financial crisis has been fuelled by debt in the financial sector as people seek to borrow their way out of the economic slump, according to consultancy McKinsey." What exactly would you have wanted the Government to do ? More direct regulation of the lending companies and financial sector ?

Adam and Eve.

I remember the late Tony Banks crossing his fingers as he took the Oath of Allegiance. ( He also described Terry Dicks as 'living proof that a pig's bladder on a stick can get elected to Parliament' ).

Bill, Ben, and Looby Loo ?

Just been on R5 Live, Ewan Thomas, Southampton born & Saints fan, asked how much it would take for him to wear a P***** shirt for Sports Relief. He said if somebody could raise £1000 he would do it, but with a vest underneath so that it didn't touch his skin. So the question is, how much would it need to make you suffer this indignity ? I don't think a Grand is anywhere near enough.

security

They may be 'out of contract' by then, ( fingers crossed ).

Good - rural Lanky ( Lancashire dialect ), 'proper' Wessex West Country Bad - estuarine mockney, wigger,

"Royalty pollutes people's minds. Honest men start bowing and bobbing just because someone's grandad was a bigger murdering bastard than theirs was." ( Terry Pratchett - 'Men at Arms' )

"Alpine Saints". Plural - oh God, is there more than one ?

V.C.

The first 3 words - "They're inbred c()nts...". Sums it up succinctly..

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And are more inbred than the Phew. Did anybody see the C4 documentary on the Queen's "secret" cousins ?

On the question of the succession ; would you want to put in a place of supposed honour and respect, the man who, whilst married to Diana, chose to **** Camilla ?

Have you tried reviving documents that have been passed through a cross-cut shredder ?

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