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Is Boateng's brother a midfielder? Could have done him a big favour!

Uttaka sounds like attacker (well at least it does the way he pronounced it).

Does he actually mean collar though, or is it a red v neck? Think I'd prefer a v.

Exactly. The only thing I'm not sure about is they'd still need to get the budget and queen's speech through parliament, which I presume is still a straight majority vote. If they failed to do that it would currently trigger an election, and not sure if they are changing this.

I'm not sure they can do anything other can go the full term can they? Under the new rules it will take 55% of MP's casting a vote of no confidence to trigger an election. Conservatives have over 45%. So they'd have to vote against themselves for their to be an early election.

Not compared to the model girlfriends/wives of everyone on here!

Under the new fixed term parliament, apparently the only way to have an election earlier is if 55% of MPs support a motion of no confidence. Conservatives have around 47% of the MP's.

Some good pictures of her here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1259654/David-Camerons-wife-Samanthas-risqu-fashion-shoot.html

They are going to be worked f'ing hard in pre-season. They have a training/fitness programme which they have to follow, and if they don't then it'll be another slow start in the league.

Aren't they stories that Solent themselves started?

Not true. Portsmouth South has been LibDem since 1997. It was largely Conservative before that. Hasn't had a Labour MP ever, since the constituency was created in 1918. Portsmouth North was Labour up to this election, but only just. It was about 8th on the list of target seats.

How many positions are there in a cabinet?

BBC say bags are being loaded into cars at the back of downing street.

Libdems might do ok out of it, but you're right it won't do the very small parties much good. I do like the idea of a system where you still have a constituency mp, but that they must have 50+ % of people behind them.

Seems a very strange way to do it. Almost like they are saying to the general public 'this is what we are doing, now be a good chap and tick the box.' Would be a bit of a waste of time if they changed the law and then had to change it back if the public voted no.

Me too. Most people do.

Nothing wrong with a bit of wee on your hands, it's sterile anyway.

I heard that Pardew was looking for a new car. He's fed up with his current Italian model and wants to go English.

Wouldn't it get soggy?

I was going to ask if anyone had heard of something called z.ola which I'd found on my laptop. Wondered if it was a virus. Show some imagination Trousers.....

I might start a thread about this on the technology board, maybe we can make a full set.

Especially as it doesn't say anything that wasn't already on the notices. Why say to contact the supporters charter email address if they are just going to give exactly the same information?

If I had a copy I don't think I'd be taking it to pieces, might be worth a few quid in the future.

On the signs saying that there were no programmes Saturday there was a note to say that if you had an issue to email the supporters charter address. Has anyone tried that? Maybe it would be a way of getting some sort of explanation.

Maybe the Liberals and Conservatives will form a coalition.......