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There's a thread on TMS about a teenager trying to smuggle a handgun into prison up her chuff. Looks like Luke's trying to recreate the scene using a hand and his arse instead. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Seems pretty categoric to me. The club don't normally respond to rumours but the latest Luke Shaw one probably needed a statement to calm a few nerves. Good to hear that MoPo is discussing the future too. That's the key to next season really. Get him signed up on a nice long contract and I'm sure we'll keep the likes of Shaw for at least another season. Although Shaw has had the headlines this year, I'm not 100% convinced he'd walk into a first team spot in a top 4 club ... not unless we finish in the top 4 next season of course ? Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

And a shotgun, with a box of spare ammo. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Made me chuckle and probably wound up the blue few so what's not to like? Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Having said that, Wanyama had his best game IMHO. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Just got back to the car after the game. Very poor really. I hadn't realised just how much we would miss Rodriguez. Same old Saints though, trying to walk the ball into the net. One to forget really. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Cut back on beer! Are you sure that's even possible? Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

I'd pay £60 for a straw carrying camel. :-) Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

I hadn't spotted that. £10 to move seat, cheeky bastards! You'd think they'd want to look after ST holders and encourage renewals. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

No it's not but £1000 for me and my daughter is. It was a squeeze last year and it'll be tricky again this year. No doubt I'll succumb to the temptation when they go on sale though and worry about paying for it later. I can't imagine not having a ST to be honest and I think that's how they get away with it but the pips are starting to squeak. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Me neither Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I'm assuming Bloo won't have paid his fiver so hopefully he'll **** off back to the Cardiff forum now. Anyway, Davis was MotM for me today. He seemed to be one of the few trying until the end. Unfortunately today just demonstrated our lack of depth when we have an injury or two, especially since Osvaldo went. No real attacking options. Definitely an area we need to strengthen in the summer, together with a high quality central defender IMHO. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Caspian Kebab House? Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

LOL Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

All of the above! Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

That should be easy cos places like Furniture Land are already like ready made houses, just with loads of sofas and beds. Chuck a couple of TVs and a microwave in and you're done. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

This sort of sums up my view of Bournemouth really. They seem to want Saints to be their rival but really they're rather insignificant and I couldn't give a **** whether they get promoted or not although I'm rooting for Nigel to be honest. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Good call. This gets my vote. You should put your name forward on the best world leaders thread. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Just caught up with this news. Gutted for him. It must be devastating at any time in a footballers career but when he had a chance of getting to the world cup... utter nightmare. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

Who says Man City get all the decisions go their way? I'm not having it, there is just a different interpretation of the offside rule there, i. e. If you're wearing blue you can't be offside. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

There's so much diving going on I suspect City will be signing Tom Daley next season. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

That doesn't look good. Fingers crossed that it's not too bad. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Me too. Waste of time Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

I'm on a roll now. Do you remember the Running Horse and/or Wig and Pen pub in town. I think it was originally the Running Horse but changed to the Wig and Pen? We used to have a tradition of going there on a Saturday before Christmas, getting smashed and then doing the Christmas shopping. Also, what was the name of that DiY shop on the corner in East Street on the way to the car park and what was the name of that brilliant toy/model shop next door that used to have the train driving round and round the top of the walls? Then there was the original Block and Quayle in Portswood Road that eventually became the monster that is now B&Q. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk

They did change the pub name a few years back to something rather bland (can't remember what it was now) but after a while they realised that The Potters Heron is a landmark and they were foolish to change its name so they soon put it back again. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk