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I don't think it matters where they come from, it is how good they are. Pelle and Tadic have both proved they can do it at this level.

Maybe our players are more desirable than those of WBA?

Could this be a red herring?

Not sure ladies of breeding get their baps out? Thought they just flashed an acceptable amount of leg. Mind you, I have never got that close to a well bred filly so what would I know. Mrs SOG flashed some very pleasant cleavage on our first date which prompted a quick second date and eventually a wedding so that worked. You can do quite a lot with boobs without flashing them. A nice tight jumper shows them off well and you cant beat the stiff nipple look favoured by Jennifer Aniston. Must be tricky for women who want to look hot but not give the impression they are up for it straight away. Easier with us blokes as we are always up for it so it doesn't matter.

Didn't Crouch get sent off at Dellhurst Park too which put is in the poo. That season was a car crash. We had enough to stay up but with Arry at the helm it all went pear shaped and we went down as bottom team. A number of the squad left and stayed in the Premiership and the rest is history. Still, the reversal of our fortunes has been awesome and I wouldn't swap the period from Pardew on for anything.

Yum! I shall look out for it on the menu! Will be looking for a new job soon and I could do worse than become a steam cleaner to the Hollywood stars. I can see it now - SOGs F@nny Blasting Emporium on Sunset Boulevard.

They showed it on the One Show last night and from the picture I saw white and gold and Mrs SOG saw blue and black. The presenter wore the dress and it looked blue and black to both of us. Spooky.

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You get an autograph and some DNA as a reminder of your encounter.

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http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/3568661.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=mc2 Love the reaction of his team mates as he steps up to take the penalty. They don't look too happy do they LOL?

Of course it is all about ambition isn't it - nothing to do with the huge amount of money that the big clubs can spend on wages.

I think he will see out his contract.

Next on the list...Sir Cliff Richard

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No thanks Gary. Good luck with the 16 year stretch.

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Buy her flowers and chocolates and you might

Do you think some footballers we have signed in the past have trouble in recognising red and whites stripes???

I can see how people can make blue and brown but not blue and black?

Enjoyed Wolf Hall and thought they handled to execution brilliantly, as they did the stitching of the Queen. Cromwell has played a blinder but the acting and script has been quality too. The Mrs has me sitting through Cucumber which I thought I would hate but it has been ok, if a bit full on. Felt sorry for poor Lance last night although I am not sure if the guy who topped him should have gone for a 9 iron rather than a driver.

Surely the question should have been "does my bum look big in this?"

His head may well be in Liverpool, but the ball was in row Z.