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Interesting that there have only been 45 replies so far. Perhaps the majority are happy with the progress but were unhappy with the methods???????

As you say, we will never know...but there are usually options. For example we dodged a bullet that hit Coventry

Dudley Moore seemed to do ok!

Good point. Someone with more money might have bought us and we might be challening for a CL place..................but hey, we are where we are

T wat Johnson???

WTF? Havent we got better things to argue about???

Pap, if you are happy in your own skin this sh*t doesnt matter. If a guy is confident in himself he doesnt need to wear lifts. Which tells you a lot about the Don But then you know this anyway

Whitey, dude, I dont think that an update is going to bring in the punters!

You guys might remember a Johnny Cash song where a guy was named "Sue" to help toughen him up. Perhaps, in that vein, some should call their son T wat?"

And enormous thanks for getting Markus involved because whatever else has happened, that was your biggest input to SFC.

I think this tells us a great deal about the whole ethos of sport. You can never really predict what is going to happen because everything is so random. Which is why we need to chill out a bit more and accept that nothing is set in stone

People, if you are getting fed up with all this transfer angst and need a break, go visit the Totty threads. Trust me, if you are still fretting about transfers in or out after a quick scroll through you really need to go and see your GP PS I have been beavering away today to add some new crumpet xxx

Not overnight mate.

Spot on Pedro.

This is all you need to know

I'm assuming that would be in his mouth as we know he carried Markus's watch in another orifice?

Dear Don, I hope you are having a very happy birthday. Thank you so much for giving us the "Southampton Way" (which everyone is still trying to work out what it is). Thank you also for selling your awesome "vision" to the squad to the extent that the poor suckers actually believed that we were in a position to go for a Champion's League place. You did such good job that they have now fecked off elsewhere to get it next season. Nice one. But the big thank you goes to showing those easily persuaded what you were really made of when you left once once the people with the money fronted you up. Have a lovely day and please, never, ever come back. p.s. We are going to look like Southampton FC (the stripes are back, yay) again next season but your dream of turning us into a poor man's Liverpool is half there as that is where many ofour guys have gone. Thanks again xxx

Napoleon complex?

LOL awesome

You guys sound about my age, do you remember an Alice Cooper track - Cold Ethyl? The lyric goes something like "Cold Ethyl's cool in bed, she ought t'be cos Ehtyl's dead." Happy days!

Spot on. WC are not a good yard stick. Some world class players do the biz, some dont and some average players rise to the occasion but cant hack it in the league. Rule of thumb - if you weren't brilliant before the WC and have a brilliant WC, chanes are you will be pants again after. (For WC read Euro too)

Saw the previous pic of Danni several years ago and have never been the same since. Anything oing on with transfers today?

Sounds like a character from Game of Thrones.

Good call although some might be up for it. Apparently the guys looking after Marilyn Munroe's body charged for people to come in a screw the corpse. Nice!