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To all those people that said he would not come down here, I put it on record that Saints was his no 1 choice and he would love to sign for us if we agreed his wage demands of 20k a week. We spoke to him a week before Xmas alongside Maynard but they both wanted too much at the time, this is why it was reported after Xmas Saints are not interested in the pair. I expect we have finally given up with Hooper and gone with our 2nd choice Sharp. If you want to give credit to the guy who got Sharp down here then step forward James Beattie.

Please tell me it's true? http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/651/adkinsatairport.jpg/

I'm off all day so it would be an option, problem is if you wanted to impress a player at this short notice then a short trip to SMS would be better. I don't fancy a car park bill for £50 if I kept watch there.

Maybe a sticky to stop a few threads building up. Leicester agree 1m fee with Forest for Morgan. West Ham to announce signing of Ze Eduardo from Genoa, this could leave Carlton Cole going out somewhere. (we was linked last week) Pompey buy a tin of sardines for the office cat.

Ha ha love it! What about It's all going to get Messi now! or Saints are calling the Rooney tunes in shock transfer day!

The situation you will find with Billy Sharp is he's asked us for a certain wage a month which we have not budge down from and Reading have offered him slightly less so he has something to fall back on. We are playing the same game with Hooper & Sharp I expect. Could end up with nobody if we are not careful.

Dalek & Alpine! what's the other one?

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/football-hotline/2012/01/29/saints-on-red-alert-after-celtic-striker-contract-talks-collapse-102039-23724509/ Plus they confirm the Collins loan deal is moving along nicely.

Barca away so we can show them what beautiful football is all about.

How do you block him? Maybe the mods should put the two words he likes using in the swear filter so it will come across as dribble?

He played in his underpants, blimey us southern softies need to man up in this weather then.

Translated: Feck this boat is me getting wet but sang good me, people laugh it funny.

You have become so ****ing boring, it's like you have no friends and you need to be noticed by others. Please plant a turnip and watch it grow boring ****.

What worries me is the standards of this forum, first up the poo thread, followed by the wee wee one & now this. This is fast becoming a bad forum.

I must be the only one that thinks it's all sad as I love having them as rivals. Still think they will get away with it.

Easy this one. We spoke to Maynard & Sharp before Xmas and they both wanted too much for wages. We knew that Hooper would come to us as he did not want so much more than the others. Celtic won't let us have Hooper so we have gone back to Sharp, however we need to meet his terms or it's off. Simple as that!

100% yes he does. They spoke to him a week before Xmas and he said this is what I want a week to play for you. He's never heard a word since, but that was from the end of last week. I have no new updates as I've not seen the guy since then.

It's very possible that we can do another run like we did towards the end of last season. Get the injured back and 3 extra players in then we can win 10 straight easily.

Can't understand why we never went for the Fonze player that Leicester signed today from Villa.

A Fonte slice into our net as we miss out on auto promotion by one goal. Now that would be fun - SIGNED DALEK.

Yes indeed Adkins wanted him to train with us to see how it goes but Cortese said a big no no. It's a well known fact this one from the Beattie party.

Saw Minitram on the back of one once.......

Rix 15 and under Funniest thing i've done and the Saints sports shop did it for me.

I was told yesterday that the club hope to wrap up a deal for one of two strikers that we have been linked with Sordell or Jay Rod in the next few days, this Hooper & Rhodes is to put pressure on Burnley & Watford to accept our offer or we will go elsewhere. Very interesting tactics and I will believe it when I see it.

According to there forum they have Ricardo Fuller coming in on loan.