Pilchards

Blimey he only got married on Saturday and now she has thrown him out knowing she can now have half of his money. :-)

I remember the Delgado video that got played at half time the day we signed him, blimey he looked like Pele. Talking of class, the only person that looked better than any video edits was MLT, to watch him for 90 minutes alone was awesome.

You found Corp Ho at last. I'm having a guess on what Alpines new thread is going to be titled on Wednesday. 'Lallana is the weak link.' 'Lambert has not scored for 3 weeks now.' 'Forget the league let's focus on the paint trophy.' 'Kelvin Davis should be playing for England.' 'Rupert should head the new saints supporters trust.'

Why pay the extra in getting a professional photographer down at the beginning of June when they are cheaper in July. You really are going for the summer wind up award for 2010 Alpine?

They can never stop me! :-) However I was not there yesterday! :-(

haha true!

If Pinder was naked next to lambert wearing the new saints shirt, what would your eyes be drawn to first?

If this was true then I would be very surprised the club will of made a brochure in that quick time to display all the training tops and keeper stuff etc. They did that last time.

Saints already approached Calderon before the season had finished, the only reason why we found out was because Poyet mouthed off. How do you know we have not approached others yet Alphine?

How do you know they was not identified then? So it's a good idea to sign someone in June and then pay them 8k to sit on a sunny beach in Spain until the pre season starts?

I'm with you on this Alp, we should at least have 3 points and a goal different of 6 on the board already!

The way it's going I reckon it's release will be year 1250.

Tell you what, I have been browsing the Huddersfield forum for three months now and they don't moan like us on this forum, maybe we are beginning to think we are a big club all of a sudden.

Its amazing what people can think of when they have a little play.

Sold next month then :-)

I predict once the Daily Echo has printed it's first edition for the morning so they have to wait 24 hours before they can publish it. So another 10.30- 11-00pm jobby.

The situation when someone agrees to sign which Calderon has done so is that the club has two choices. (1) Saints pay off his last month contract to Brighton and then they can reveal him anytime now. (2) Saints have got his signature which is true I've been told and that they can reveal after July 1st he is a Saints player as they have taken his word he will sign for us so they have not paid off his last month. The problem with this is Calderon can still sign for someone else if a better offer comes forward to the player.

Speaking tonight to someone and he tells me our first signing will happen on Thursday. The plan is he will be wearing the new away shirt. I said it will be Calderon then and he replies Yep! Pinch of salt guys as he has been wrong before.

change the collar to white and we have a winner!

Cheers St.Patrick you was right.

Had a little go........

Jeez guys stop trying to wind each other up. I can understand why people are getting upset and I find it a joke that the club expect people to stump up within a month. Very silly indeed.

blimey thats some raffle prize

BTW Lampards next penalty shootout attempt is going to be down the centre as the other keepers know he is weak on confidence to the left and they will think he will try the opposite side next.

I remember my boss at work was telling me how he had a penalty with a few minutes to go in the under 16's cup final. He scuffed it so bad that the keeper dived and got up again and picked it up before it reached the centre of the goal... class :-)