Pilchards

Speaking tonight to someone and he tells me our first signing will happen on Thursday. The plan is he will be wearing the new away shirt. I said it will be Calderon then and he replies Yep! Pinch of salt guys as he has been wrong before.

change the collar to white and we have a winner!

Cheers St.Patrick you was right.

Had a little go........

Jeez guys stop trying to wind each other up. I can understand why people are getting upset and I find it a joke that the club expect people to stump up within a month. Very silly indeed.

blimey thats some raffle prize

BTW Lampards next penalty shootout attempt is going to be down the centre as the other keepers know he is weak on confidence to the left and they will think he will try the opposite side next.

I remember my boss at work was telling me how he had a penalty with a few minutes to go in the under 16's cup final. He scuffed it so bad that the keeper dived and got up again and picked it up before it reached the centre of the goal... class :-)

I know Lambert has it as he hits the net before the keeper gets there but Le Tiss, what was his art as it's special getting 48 in 49. Why will England be let down yet again on penalties as Lampards was limp and predictable. What is the art please for those that scored loads In local footy?

IMHO he is not worth 1m and I also find it funny how the sun report it. Who told them? The player to bump up his wages? The French team? (bad idea as it creates a bidding war) His agent? means he is unhappy then? If he wanted to go then anything near a million will get us something like Danns and Stock which leaves the extra money set by for a good player to come in.

Too right! It never happens often that first team players get in involved in reserve matches anymore, which suggests they have these closed door games already.

Mick Mills?

Which ex Saints player was involved in JVC? Tough one me thinks!!

The answer to the only person to save a MLT penalty other than Crossley is...... Steve Bull! I was working with his sister last week and MLT told him that he is the only other person which happened in a penalty shootout at half time. Who's Steve Bull you might ask? He was the celebrity fat bloke who used to swing his belly in front of the camera's, he was given a free season ticket by the club. He has taken a step back now after he got beaten up by some other teams supporters and was also threatened by fellow saints fans too.

Yep me. Only two people have ever stopped a MLT penalty, first was Crossley and the 2nd?

Who won the champions league with Inter has said 'I want to win the champions league with Madrid and then I want to return to England as everyone knows I love the passion of English football' My point is this... If you was a Madrid fan would you be thinking '**** you then if you are only going to stay here for one, maybe two years? If Pardew said I will leave when we reach the premiership then I would want him gone now? discuss!

I bet there will be a time when you will be fed up with footy during the last few world cup games after England are knocked out.

This is so embaressing that fans believe this rumour. The club will Market the season tickets with two high profile signings wearing the home and away kit.

They could of got a slimmer player to model it?

Haha @!Ronmanager I'm sitting in the bath reading your comments on the iPhone and I almost took a big mouth of water in with the laughter. that's funny :-)

I bet if you did a poll on these two then you would see a landslide.

Blimey Stu I bet they love people like you who moan about the beer, manager, tactics, badge, coach prices, shirt, season tickets and now the pre season tour. Why not write to them about something you are happy with to balance it out?

Some Scottish beach that has sand castles the size of K2. No footballs and just running until your nuts fall off. When they are supafit take them to a football pitch that has been watered & turned over everyday for footy skills. champions here we come!

More adverts on the big screen when we get a corner plus I love the idea of a drum section.

some strikers that can score goals would be nice for once.