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Dear Rockcliffe Hall. We are looking at hiring out 15 rooms in August for some team bonding and some strength training in your hotel gym. Would it also be possible to hire out your football facilities next door as we would like to keep them sharp for the season ahead. We would be looking for over an HOUR as fitness is the key. We have some keen golfers that would love to use your local golf course plus some staff are keen birdwatchers if you could recommend anywhere local for us to explore. I’m also hoping you would be able to lay on a spread for the lads afterwards but nothing too salty as they will be on strict diets for the season ahead. We look forward to hearing back from you soon. Kind regards Tonda Eckert.

His report in November said Portsmouth are a good team and very dangerous in attack. The Saints officials thought something was strange after that report. It turned out that he spent the afternoon on his PlayStation instead of scouting.

Please can we not talk about this guy anymore as he fucked off like Ramsdale. No way in a million years do I want him as a passenger at our club. We need more of where Jander, Larin, Matsuki, Scieza and Peretz came from. All top, top players that lifted us another level or two.

I love the fact we are the headliners with TalkSPORT with this guy leaving. So many people are obsessed with us and we are easily the next Millwall x 10. The comments from this guy is weird regarding Garner. See you soon like he expects him to follow him to his next move? PS Our English scouts have been shit lately and whoever discovered Larin, Matsuki, Jander, Peretz and Scienza deserves a pay raise and a promotion.

Does anyone else think that the longer this goes on that SFC are planning something? Maybe they are gathering evidence that could throw the whole case and that the EFL will need to review and act on it. Personally I think they are fighting to get the 4 points dropped plus maybe compensation.

‘He’s going to get us promoted in 2027, We love him as our manager, we love him as a spy. He’s going to cheat the Boro and the skate bastards too. Our saviours Tonda Eckert we sing this song for you. Binoculars, Binoculars, Binoculars, Binoculars.’ TUNE OF THE CHAPEL SONG

Going to be fun thinking up a song if Tonda does indeed stay.

The more I think about it the more I prefer him to stay. (1) Don’t trust them to get a decent replacement (Will Still springs to mind) (2) Everyone hates us so they might as well hate us with him in charge. (3) He actually knows his stuff and brings on subs to win games. (4) The players work and respect him. (5) He’s a mean bastard and has a part of Fergie/Jose about him.

If Taylor is known to be the one that started this spygate then I think he better keep his head down. The truth always comes out but probably not in the public eye. There is a lot of crazy people out there and our owner won’t take it lightly losing out on a potential 200m.

Maybe they need a tip off to make sure no Boro links on the panel. Would fucking love it if they get thrown out after doing a tour round their shitty town centre.

I’m planning to heat up a metal pole and see if I can put it through my leg, if that don’t work then I will pour a hot kettle over my head. Less painful than watching Boro win.

I’m glad you’re enjoying it because I ain’t one bit. Those cunts are laughing at us after setting us up for a fall. I would go as far as saying they’re tickling our BOD’s like we are their puppy dog. If only we had someone at our club who had some steel to put these cunts back where they belong.

Biggest names out there. Nuno Herlander Simões Espírito Santo Vanderlei Luxemburgo

Pompey manager for me so the skates won’t focus on calling us cheats for 90 minutes and might direct it at our new manager. On second thoughts he’s actually a good manager. Personally Thomas Frank if we had any common sense to repair the mess we are in. Plays good football and does get the youngsters through the ranks with Lallana helping him in the U21’s.

Yes he was decent but to move forward we have to leave the problem behind and rebuild. Our reputation is ruined but at least we can move forward when he’s dismissed.

Going to find it hard to make a go of it next season. Some good teams coming down from the EPL for starters, being called cheats and booed every game, 50% of our better players leaving plus it’s going to be hard to attract a good manager and some players. The biggest one is the atmosphere will be flat as our supporters will only half fill the home matches. I will even go as far as our away support will be diabolical.

Useless fuck. Telling the enemy that we are guilty is so laughable.

Let’s say they let us back in on appeal. Im going to feel empty sitting in my Wembley seat on Saturday as I feel we cheated. Certainly won’t bring myself to cheer on Tonda. With us fans screwed up, I bet the players are going mental themselves. Hardly great preparation either way.

Saints playing ‘we didn’t know the rules card’ has screwed us up. Once we knew we had been caught they should have got ruthless and put a plan together. Parsons comments to Gibson had given them the chance to throw us under the bus and that is what they did. 200m up the shitter. Parson you are a PRICK!

Why appeal because I couldn’t stomach sitting at Wembley knowing my team cheated if it’s overturned. The thing that gets me is the way we cheated. A fucking IPhone watching the action from 150 yards away. They should have thrown Salt under the bus and given him a lofty sum a couple of years later to make up for the shit he suffers.

Why are people giving us your guesses or predictions? Nobody knows yet so why all the doom and gloom? Get out in the garden and plant some flowers or do a jigsaw or something.

Just spent 40 minutes booking my tickets for Wembley, can’t say I’m jealous that the Boro fans are booking themselves a day trip to the Skegness seaside this Saturday.

And waiting 7 minutes for VAR to make a decision which always favours the big boys.

Does anyone know if the receiver from the iPhone can control the zoom etc. Almost like use the iPhone as if it was a security camera? I just can’t get round how someone from Southampton would spy being 150 yards from the action. Maybe Salt was a decoy while Taylor was in the bushes off the footpath which is right next to their pitch? Salt was unlucky to get caught as he thought he was untouchable being so far from the action?

Let’s get this right, Boro get 6 points and 5m. That means they overtake Ipswich in 2nd place so the playoffs are between Ipswich, Saints and Hull? 😀