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Thank fuck for that. Now put the youngsters in the squad for the next two matches and watch them run around and play for the shirt. Brings me hope for the future having some great talent at the club.

This guy is much more aggressive than his Dad. I used to remember him as a dull boycott type player. I reckon Fletchy could go on and play test cricket for England once he finds his feet more.

We must bowl first if we win the toss. Dont have the calmness to fend off the new ball on a fresh morning wicket. Prediction: Fuller a 5 wicket haul while Vince gets a 150 with a great Brown partnership.

It’s a brain fart tactic to put an already low on confidence player doing two roles that he was never comfortable with. The quicker we get a decent manager in the better. These players have no direction and in training I can only wonder if they are scratching their own heads half of the time.

Got the team sheet as it’s been leaked. Mccarthy Bree Bednarek ABK DCC Walker-Peters Latvia JWP Eloynoussi Diallo Adam Armstrong The plan is to keep it tight and have a go second half according to my source. Kidding but if that was the team I would go fucking crazy.

If nobody buys him then we are stuck with him. it’s okay making Adams your number 1 next season but if we got promoted then he’s going to struggle to score in the top league AGAIN. He too slow and has a brain fart in front of goal too often.

Akpom and Carrick double for me next season. Put Tella and him together with Ballard sharing the bench duties with either Adams/Mara.

What a fucking waste of money. 5 down already and other than Vince they look like rabbits in the headlights. Saw Ruben Selles earlier, everything around him crumbles. Bloody Jonah that bloke!

Was going to go today as the weather is good but I can’t see hope of a result. Best conclusion for us is get the extra bowling points and gain 8 more points for the draw. PS Can you still get more bowling points after 100 overs?

Whoever the next manager is that’s coming in will have a mega chest to start with plus a half decent squad of players. Gone will be JWP, Latvia for starters but that’s 80m right there! Get the right guy in and let him run the football things while keeping Ankerson a million miles away. Onwards and upwards.

It’s okay naming most of the current team in for next season but remember if we make it back up up again they will struggle. It needs a whole rebuild and the momentum to take you up the leagues like we did with Lallana, Fonte and Lambert etc.

I’m hoping they downsize the shit squad and promote at least 5 youngsters for next season so it would open the pathway again for those guys. Nothing better than your very own doing well for the club.

Bet JWP becomes a regular now for England if he went there. Thats the bolloxs of Southgate just like when Phillips went to City.

It’s just a shame we have to stomach Selles yet again. ’We will try to win the next 4 matches like I have been trying for the last 7 matches.’ Honestly the shit that comes out of his mouth. Get Walcott and Kaladeen on a wing each plus tall Paul in the centre. Then get JWP playing further forward so you have a better attacking option. The two wing backs should stop giving the opposition acres of spaces like we do and hold your flanks better. A keeper ABK Benarek Walkers-Peters Maitland- Niles Latvia Armstrong (sitting in with Latvia) JWP Kaladeen Tall Paul Walcott SUBS - Must be positive with Adams, Mara coming off the bench first to keep the pressure on Forest.

Maybe we tried to get Fonte a couple of matches ago as my source said it would be a popular choice for us fans.

He never gave me a name, sorry. Pissed off it never happened personally as we could of got out of this mess.

Our buying is no worse than Chelsea so I’m not sure Potter would want to work under our owners that love a bloated squad. Such a shame we dont have 3 keen, energetic youngsters ready to come off the bench these days rather than the usual crap we have brought on all season.

It’s not about who we get next but more about what those around the next manager do next. Look at Potter, damn good manager but at Chelsea he never had a say in any player as the owner just brought in one player after another. Same for us and Cooper at Forest. A manager should build a small squad and mix it with some youth players from the academy. That’s where we need to go again and stop this stupid wasting money on defender, wingers and strikers who have bloated the squad.

I heard Selles arrived at HT for a team talk.

I would love it if it went like this. JWP ‘Fuck sake we need to win this game not pounce it around the back line.’ Selles ‘Hey we’ve not conceded yet so it’s very much another point James.’ JWP ‘But we are bottom and cut adrift from the rest, we need to win this by pumping more balls into their box.’ Selles ‘We are bottom? I had no idea as I don’t look at the league table.’ JWP ‘You fucking useless piece of shit, I’m done with this bolloxs.’

Doing okay as we are keeping the score down.

Listening to Carlton Palmer this morning while on my way to work. Leeds this, Leeds that blah blah… He never had a nice word to say about us. Shearer is the same, not a thought for a club who once employed him as he’s in the stands cheering on Newcastle. The biggest wanker of them all who never says a good thing about us is Andy Townsend. Anyone else out there who played for us but is a complete bellend?

Taking off Latvia to save his legs for the Bournemouth game is bonkers. The guy is 1,000% better even if he was fucked than having a useless Diallo on the pitch. The space created in that area gave Arsenal the opportunity to pile on even more pressure.

The board are not accepting relegation as we speak and I was told we are looking at a temp for the last few games. Should hear something in the next few days if all goes well. Fingers crossed.

What’s your thoughts about bringing in another manager as a last hope of survival? Think the fans will like this temp gamble.