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Ha ha for **** sake grow up with the bull**** m8.

They probably see it as saved wages if they don’t get someone in early. We probably offer a club a fee then improve it to the amount we think they are worth and stick with that. If another club comes in then we look at another option. All I want this transfer window are players that play regularly and not squad players at big clubs. The reason why they find themselves a squad player is because they have an attitude problem somewhere. Gabby, Lemina and Boufal spring to mind.

Number 16 looks like they are interested in a pair of tits. Maybe that one was for Lesley and Ralph?

Saints keeping an eye on it...Basically if it all goes tits up with the 6 clubs wanting him then we will take him.

Just another small thing that our club is doing wrong. Another thing, We are all hoping for a good transfer window but can’t get it out of your head the January one. Loved to be proved wrong but this club is slowly going downwards and I’m not sure it’s just Les Reed’s fault.

The answer is yes, when we played Stoke this year.

I deal with loads of clothing from Hong Kong and for them to produce that shirt will cost £15 tops. With it being a bulk order I reckon it will bring it down to a tenner. Bloody rip off when you try to sell that to the public at £55 a head.

Utterly crap. Looks like a tesco bag has been stuck on the front. As for the away shirt I got it 100% spot on from 2 weeks ago as it’s just a dull template for all 3 shirts from under armour.

The more I'm following the transfer market plus the gossip around our club, I'm starting to believe we will get some of the following. PLAYERS IN WITH THE MONEY IN OUR KITTY: Gibson - Boro (Reckon we are sorting out a price as we speak) Shaqiri - Stoke (Pretty well known that he is available at 12m) Promes - CKSA (We need a pacy winger and I reckon it's a matter of time before it's going to be announced) PLAYERS OUT TO RAISE SOME EXTRA FUNDS: Boufal - Off back to France and we are probably trying to get a few extra quid. Gabby - Off to Italy as IMHO he has not settled in the UK as his wife does not want to live here. NEEDED EXTRA WITH THE BOUFAL AND GABBY MONEY: Target man with height and pace (nobody springs to mind but a dream would be Bas Dost) Midfield hardman with loads of energy (Would love Maddison from Norwich but I fear he might be too crocked) CEDRIC AND BERTRAND LEAVING? Get a right and left back in as a like for like. Use Stephens, Yoshida and Valerie as cover (right) while Taggert is capable as a cover (left) SUMMARY: Leader and captain in defence Hardman in midfield Pacy winger Good target striker

We probably need a striker that will suit our system more. Gabby is a fantastic poacher and one to beat the last man but we are more of a team that goes down the byline and whips crosses in.

Think our CB’s are good enough if we had a demanding head winner and leader at the back. Football is all about confidence and I reckon if we get Gibson from Boro then this department will be sorted.

That's the problem as some clubs don't allow you to do that which would rule us out on some deals.

We can only spend the installements rather than the whole amount if that’s the case.

We can only spend the installements rather than the whole amount if that’s the case.

Carvalho, Sisto and Felipe Anderson linked with Saints? Please give over as they don’t fit our transfer model. We buy players that are benchwarmers plus would be willing to play for our club if no other team is willing to offer you more money in wages.

No outgoings until the 1st of July.

Played tonight and looked good according to reports. Even scored a beauty.

Promes when the Russian transfer market opens on the 1st of July but I expect it will be pipped by some young kid warming the bench in the Hoijberg category.

Yes of course a document like that would end up on your WhatsApp. What next the clubs bank balance?

Looked everywhere for the format for the quarters and semis as I’m interested in attending. Winners go straight through to the semi while the 2nd place has a quarters? Sorry I can’t work this one out.

Liverpool are already giving out trials for a new keeper.

Very strange ending indeed. Ex Kent player scoring run a ball for his century and then 4 plod dot balls in the last over before running a single to a new batsman. Cricket is such an easy game to fix!

Shaq - Stoke Das Boot - German Promes - Dutch Guy Boro Captain - CB.

Heard we’ve put a 80m price tag on him as a team in Merseyside are desperate for a keeper. Ha ha shocking!

452 matches 152 wins 121 draws 174 loses. Pretty poor record don’t you think? Because he turned it around for us in 8 matches we think he’s the messiah.