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Its called the 'Southampton way.' Huff, Puff and score **** all. Can't wait for the September goals of the month competition where they will probably end up with some under 18's tap ins or even funnier some goals scored in training.

Poor sky chosing this **** game, its got 0-0 written all over it. I have no idea what the odds are but I'm going to find a bookies and stick £100 on a NIL NIL. Bloody easy money I say?

Well said and and it's scary how **** we've become.

How does someone scuff a shot so badly like he did? I've been playing football for 20 years and not once could I miss it so badly. What the **** are we teaching them in training?

What half decent manager will want to manage SouthamptoNIL now?

Ha ha Simo, probably is.

I find it so sad that Coultinho was in tears last night before the Brazil game. How much of a prison sentence does he need to serve before leaving the dippers?

Some great players moved to new clubs yesterday and it's a surprise we never went for any of them. If WBA and Swansea can sign them then I'm surprised we couldn't IMHO.

Let him wear a Liverpool shirt under his Saints one and make sure us fans song 'Never walk alone' for him.

Heard Brentford were a keeper short so we lent them Forster. I expect some of our players thought Xmas came early.

I would be very happy to get Walcott plus Ath Madrid player in and VVD gone for sure. Would prefer VVD to Arsenal rather than Liverpool. This would mean having three new players to join an already strong squad. I expect Long will be gone too for 18m for the toons.

I suppose the situation is we are using VVD as a carrot to get the best deal for the club. Options: (1) Arsenal bid 50m plus Walcott or Lazzette (We've got funds for another exciting player) (2) Chelsea bid 50m plus Remy (Got funds for another exciting player) (3) Liverpool offer 70m (Gives us the extra money to purchases two great players elsewhere) (4) Purchasing the one/two great players we want elsewhere is proving difficult so do I sell VVD to Chelsea/Arsenal/Liverpool as the fans won't be happy. (5) Let's keep VVD and hope he does not continue to sulk and strike and let's get that cheap striker/winger in. Basically - VVD goes we get two players in. If he stays we buy a cheapish striker/winger.

Does anyone at the club score goals anymore?

I reckon it's all about a player going to there and one going here before ours comes here. Oxy to Chelsea? Costa to Ath Madrid? Someone from there to us?

This was repeated 2 weeks ago by Davis. Nothing new.

A good strikers will always score goals. Watch Chris Woods for Burnley today and compare it with the chance Long had on Saturday. Long tapped it past the last defender and tried to out muscle him with his speed but conceded a foul. Woods, Mane, Pelle, (Name a hundred other strikers) use skill to get past defenders before calmly slotting it in.

Watford are pretty good going forward and I can see them scoring at least once. That puts us under pressure to score one for the draw which I can't see happening.

Never known anything like this and I've been supporting my club for 44 years. The bloke is a complete ****ing knob.

Huddersfield chased everything for 70 minutes and were basically blowing out there arses towards the end. What do we do? Take off Gabby and replace with McQueen. Boufal and Austin would of been a great option alongside Gabby.

Dont think Virgil knows either.

4 games in and we have fired blanks in 3 of them. Does the black box have a tick for 'attacking exciting goalscorer.' If so bloody tick it and get one in fast.

Puzzling what we are trying to achieve as a football team. So many defence passing, lack of overlapping with the wing backs plus no sharp triangular passes to carve into the Huddersfield defence. At least under Puel we played some attractive football unlike this pile of ****e.

Almost certain is like a 100% to me

Not a chance as it takes a over a week to sign players for this club. Never have we ever rushed one through.

Would VVD be the most hated footballer to return to its former club when we meet?