OldNick

True, trouble is Phil locks the door until the q&A session is finished, and if you dare get 1 wrong!!!! I suggest you all take notebooks and pencils, the projector screen he will be bringing with him may also fill the small cramped away dressing room

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR THE AWAY TEAM The good news is that Phil has landed and arrived safely in the Uk, the bad news is, so have the photo albums with the 5000 images of Phils golfing shots. He wishes to point out he has the stories that go with each one.

i think we will have a cage installed in the home team dressing room for you

Dune he played last year, and as sound as a drum. The type of bloke who was out of pocket by providing the programmes. You will laugh when you see the picture he has put up as me.

I love all that 70's jargon. Have a safe flight i was alarmed to see the headlines about a flight from Dubai. I was alarmed that it may have been yours, thankfully not (saddened anyway of course) . I thought what a waste of some good photo albums at first before i realised it was not carrying you

it wasnt me who said they were goners.

You'll be ok, my team are full of gentlemen and uphold the honour of the game.In fact 2 of our players from last season have been put into your side to class it up a bit

didnt you get a programme?

In theory you are are correct, in terms of cheating it is miles apart. This debt is not new, eventually when /if the truth comes out these debts have been hidden for 5 years or so. Our points were added to make sure we were relegated, and if not they were then applied the following season. At present it has not happened accordingly.

Que? I suspect my instructions 'make sure u kick Robsk in da bollix' is universally acknowledged and may get lost a tad in translation ,but you know the expression 'if it first they don't suceed try try and try again; Also when you are talking about good language perhaps you could check your message first ,

great but I suspect the transfer budget will then be 125k.

We have never left Old boy

all about his time in Afghanistan

Andrew Surman was in Southampton this week, is that of interest? It is not saints related though

Unless they go into the BSL they have got away with it bigtime. I doubt there is a fan outside the top division who would swop their experiences for the paltry punishmnet that has been meted out so far.

I was careful not to point a finger in a told you so way, as a lot of the people who were predicting their demise I have respect and a lot of time for.They werelooking at it from a normal business practice way. It just felt all wrong and they were somehow getting away with it. It seems to me that they have done everything against all rules of trading and have put 2 fingers up to the world and got away with it. they even got UEFA and the PL to change the rules allowing them to sign Ohara and Owesi (sp) who both played their parts in getting them to the cup final.If the truth of their debtsa had been publicised then the judge would have had to wind them up, again nothing has happened and they have made at present a#ses of the law. The other sppoky thing is that when I was on here when they were playing Covin the cup and they equalised last minute, i then thought they would win the cup. Ok I was wrong but bloody close.I am now going to bang my head a 100 times to stop having such thoughts in the future It is incredulous

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No you are suggesting it

Allah say 'May all the sand of the sahara deposit in your longjohns and graze your crack so you not walk', he also say 'the Lord looks upon the chosen one and it is written that Nickh's team will crack open the skulls of the infidel who dare oppose his brave warriors' Have a nice flight and I hope the customs officer takes his big sovereign rings off before the internal

A couple of months back we were assured that Pompey were toast or to be playing BSL. It noe seems that not only have they played in the cup fianl they will be starting CCC on 0 points. It is bizarre that so many on here could be so wrong.Of those many are very shrewd and well versed in business. Why we are still at the 'What happens now?' stage is quite astounding. They shouldn't be thinking of awarding freedom of the city to grant but the Registrar who did them a massive favour by not wiping them out

It wouldn't be my team as they shop in Harvey Nichols

Yep but we would have been expelled as well I think

I do hope he doesn't ask you if you play golf, you will be landing before he can get away from looking at your photos. Terrible news re Salisbury city

that is awful

it seems that at present the toaster is not working.