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Their Goalie seems a little nervous, I reckon a few decent shots he may spill one or two.

Has Puncheon been reborn, do you think? He's not doing too bad at the mo.

Spiderman and Adam the Lama tying up nicely.

And another thing. Apparently Adkins was off due to lack of spending - we just spent 30 million quideroony on players. It seems that now they can't hack the mobiles of the rich and shameless they are back to making things up.

I was just about to read the same thing. We write on here about NC will do this, NC wont do that, yet the write about the 'board'. They have no in-sight into the way saints run, they have no insider knowledge, or else they would have released the Ramirez story over a week ago, and if you remember the departure of Pardew, that came as a shock to many, including all the Tabloids that were two days behind. Utter utter crap. IF NC even SPOKE to HR, as soon as HR asked if there was a 'Sweetie' in it for him, NC would get up and walk away. And if he was looking for a replacement, it would be a big name from abroad i believe.

2 mins according to me and acurist

JPT, for a start, as my moniker suggests, i'm NOT a salesman. My involvement comes from my industry injuring 64000 people a year, and the fact that with all the hard hats, vest, risk assesments we STILL couldn't stop injuring people, we just couldn't be prosecuted for it as we had done our Duty of Care. As I mentioned above, NLP is the colective name for everything you have described and more. It deals with the way we look at things, and how we react to others. It's not about any mind control tricks, and it isn't related to Pavlov's reaction theory. It does deal with learnt behaviours, and being a Saints fan is a learnt behaviour, so is distrust of Portsmouth. That is not to say there isn't good and bad in every group, but it's an understanding of why, and how to break that. Our system deals with five currencies for why accidents happen. Why don't you keep an orange in the fridge? Why don't you keep an orange in the fridge!

GM, Let me ask you the following: Imagine a hot summer’s day. You’re standing in your kitchen at the end of the day holding an orange you’ve taken from the fridge. Look at the outside of it, its orange waxy skin with green marks at the ends. Feel how cold it is in your hand. Raise it to your nose and smell it. Mmmm. Press it gently and notice the weight of the orangen in the palm of your hand. Now take a knife and cut it in half. Hear the juices start to run and notice that the smell is stronger now. Bite deeply into the orange and allow the juice to swirl around in your mouth. Wow, you're mouth is becomming wet because your saliva glands are starting to work. You'll now lie, and say it didn't happen. You're mouth is 'dry'. You'll now wonder how this has happened. And so will the rest of you. NLP isn't about 'pseudo-science' and 'physco-babble'. It's about realising the way to get a message across, and the way to get people to trust you. It's also about putting into words what naturally you do anyway. It's all about Rapport. If i met you on a plane and told you I was a Saints fan, you would start to trust me, and wait for the next thing to come out of my mouth to confirm it. If I told you I was a Pmpey fan, you would take a step back and not trust me until I spoke again and convinced you I could be trusted.

My company have used it for behaviourial safety on our construction sites. I have been trained in it and we use it regularly for briefings and tool box talks and have two members of our workforce trained as on site coaches. The success is that we have reduced our accident/incident rate by 28% and for the first time in 8 years we have beat our target for reduction in accidents on site, which is quite something. I have seen some of the little tricks work, and have used them, especially with regard to winning discussions and getting the point across, and changing peoples perceptions. It's too much to go into here, but there is a section in my training, where the trainer does 'NLP magic', where he shows how it's used by magicians to do certain magic tricks, (such as mind reading, guessing which hand an item is in) and how fake psychics use it to gain insight to an individual to find information on a deceased relative. This is worth the training alone, and i'm sure it's going to get me laid at some stage. Also the section on microexpressions, to find out peoples real feelings when you talk to them is facinating as well.

Count me in on this one. Would be most happy if this happens.

Shut up!!!!! Of course we will go down. We've played two games in which we have lost both, although it's not the end of the transfer window, and we have another in Janaray, we aint got no chance. so that's the season over and here comes the championship again. Yeyyyy

In the first one where is the rest of the saddle?

One word....................Proud. Got to be happy with that. Instaed of sitting back and playing the game to minimise how many goals we lose by, we went for it. No one can not be proud of that.

Oh ****

I've been watching Fox sport. How patronising and wrong can the Yanks get? This is our Premiership debut, we just want to get next to a Man Citeh player and swop shirts, Man City is a fortress, Lambo on the bench is a mistake, as we don't have anyone to fill in. Goiung to watch sky sports. It's still patronising, but at least it's my sort of patronising.

I think 6m for JustMike is fair, but 11m for skintsaint is too much for someone without Premiership Experience.

I'd go back in time, Invent the DVD, Windows, the Ipod and Iphone, go forward in time, invest in genetics, go forward again until we have perfected cloning, go back in time, take genetic samples of the greatest players that ever lived, (you know, Bobby Moore, Messi, Le Tiss, Bestie, Becks, Keegan) create cloned children of them in 1992, sign them all to Saints in 2002, buy saints before Marcus, and then give them all their first team run out this year,Spend six weeks telling everyone on here that we are going to walk this league, record all those that beat me down, then let my cloned team of 20 year old's beat the crap out of everyone in this league, just to shut up the *****wits on this board,

She's got real hair and everything.

Good read, thanks for the link. A bit guarded though I reckon. But fair play to Nigel. In Nigel we trust.

What, again? Do i have to?

I'm such a goody-goody. Or i'm more cerebral in my infractions that I get away with it!

Are you admitting to be a fool, aintforever? Welcome to the nut house

Oh no, don't get me wrong. I'm all for a lively debate, but half of us have sacked him already based on this. And mentioned Harry in the same breath. His very name sends shivers down my back.

OK we're doing it again. 'NA aint signed no one. What's the matter with him, he knows we need a CB, but he just aint bothered to spend the cash.' The truth is quite simple: a) we don't know what players he is interested in, until they sign, or the manager makes upm stories about us tapping up their player, or they raise the price to 18 million b) we don;t know who we HAVE approached and failed to sign c) we don't know what deals are being done at the moment d) we don't really know what are strategy is this season, what our target is. e) we don't know if we're going to play the long game and wait until the January transfer window. f) we don't know what foreign players may be on the radar, either permenant of loanees. g) we don't know if Nigel has the cabability to manage in the Prem, but then again the likes of Sir Alec and Arsene weren't born in a test tube just to manage in the prem, everyone has to start somehow h) we don't know if Nigel will walk instead of being pushed. i) we don't know if Nicola has already given Nigel an ultimatum j) we don't know if the 'success factor' will dribble down to the players and give them the boost to actually compete at this level. k) we don't know the capabilities of the team. Judging them on a few pre-season games, where we constantly change the team and tactics, is like asking me to make a tower out of lego, mechano, straws, sand, bags of suger, then worry that I would have problems managing the construction of a new Tower block . l) Bookies are just stataticians that work on the basis of probably. There isn't one who would give you more than 2/1 on the toss of a coin, where as science tell us that the odds of tails is higher than heads, (53/47) and they wouldn't give you more than 7/1 on an accident happening on a certain day, where as collected data tells us we have more accidents on a Wednesday than any other day, and just like the theory why the bumblebee can fly, science just can't prove it. But bookies have to make sure they cover risk, and it's easier on paper to prove Nigel, than it is to prove Sir Alex, will be the first to go. So, based on the above above, how about we take this with a pinch of salt.

Yes, I just need Hypo, Alpine, shame no Dune, and Bitterne and I have afull set. Obviously you need a lesson in irony.