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    I just ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. Iíll let you know.

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    Not to get technical but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

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    A book just fell on my head!
    I've only got myshelf to blame.

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    Someone has ripped a load of pages from the front and back of my dictionary.

    It just goes from bad to worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by View From The Top View Post
    Someone has ripped a load of pages from the front and back of my dictionary.

    It just goes from bad to worse.
    I read a medical book the other day. I couldn't find anything, somebody had removed the appendix.

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    I asked the librarian if they had any books about suicide.

    He said "we did, but they never get returned."

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    What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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    The Liverpool manager has resigned, and is taking his family home to Germany.

    Yes, the Klopps go back this weekend.

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    Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar.

    You can't tell me that's a coincidence.

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    Those criticising Fraser Forster should give him credit for the number of clean sheets he's kept.

    With his confidence this low it can't be easy not to p*ss the bed.

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    Just walking down the road and somebody hit me with a jar of mayonnaise!!

    Bloody Hellman!

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