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New song for Barnard last night!


Ashley Grute
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Cracked me up! To the tune of "whatever will be will be". For those of you not in block 41- here it is:

 

Lee Barnard, Barnard

His shot is f***ing hard

He's better than Frank Lampard

Lee Barnard, Barnard

 

I was in block 40 and I thought it said 'He's' short and ****ing hard' yours makes more sense lol

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It's definitely "he's short and he's f*cking hard".

Was put on here ages ago, but finally someone tried to start it last night. I got some funny looks from people round me when I joined in.

 

I was in the knitting circle and could tell it was what you've written above.

 

No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird.

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Not as funny as the taunts between the Northam and Kingsland North.

 

During a quiet period of the game...

 

KN: Northam. Give us a song. Northam Northam give us a song.

N: Laaaa la la laaaaa, la la la, la la la, la laaaaa etc...F*CK OFF!

N: F*ck off Kingsland. F*ck off Kingsland.

N: Here for a fiver. You're only here for a fiver. Heeeeeere for a fiiiiiiver!

 

Goods times.

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Not as funny as the taunts between the Northam and Kingsland North.

 

During a quiet period of the game...

 

KN: Northam. Give us a song. Northam Northam give us a song.

N: Laaaa la la laaaaa, la la la, la la la, la laaaaa etc...F*CK OFF!

N: F*ck off Kingsland. F*ck off Kingsland.

N: Here for a fiver. You're only here for a fiver. Heeeeeere for a fiiiiiiver!

 

Goods times.

 

My reply to that (in my head) was about how most of you not going to hartlepool on a cold, wet and windy tuesday night. Best chant of that night was "we're only here for the weather, here for ......."

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I was in the knitting circle and could tell it was what you've written above.

 

No idea why Frank Lampard gets a mention though. Weird.

 

its because same tune for stevie g by liverpool fans says

stever gerrard gerrard

hes big and hes ****in hard

hes better than frank lampard

steve gerrard gerrard

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its because same tune for stevie g by liverpool fans says

stever gerrard gerrard

hes big and hes ****in hard

hes better than frank lampard

steve gerrard gerrard

 

And a rubbish song to boot. Why we'd want to rip it off and then make a worse version i really don't know.

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Me and my mates started that one. Been trying the last couple of games. Its catching slowly. Just need him to score and it will get a lot louder!

 

Jose Fonte baby,

Jose Fonte woooooooh

 

Amazing! Sing it loud at Wembley - I will be sure to join in.

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Personally hate the "we are the northam/ kingsland/ itchen" when we are a goal up hanging on by a thread!

 

Oh, and err, Barnard isn't short and despite being a quality L1 player - isn't fit to lace Frank "20 Prem goals a season gauranteed" Lampard's boots.

 

And whilst I'm making a point, the "la la la, la la la...f*** off" song is a lazy copy of Leeds original they used to sing at us at The Dell, which instead of the Pompey favourite "la la la" actually had words (albeit, not a lot of them) "time to go, time to go..." and was sung when fans of the other side were leaving early.

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this song was only started cos i was ****ed and was bored of the same old songs the northam start every game!! if u start a new song or an old school one u hardly ever get it going. while we're on the subject... bring back itchen north ffs!!

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Why not the Pahars song

 

Lee Barnard, Barnard

Lee Barnard

Ohhh lord Lee Barnard

 

Would be better (IMO) as:

 

Lee Barnard, m'Lord

Lee Barnard.

Lee Barnard, m'Lord

Lee Barnard.

Lee Barnard, m'Lord

Lee Barnard.

Oh Lord, Lee Barnard.

(Barmy Army Michael Vaughan song).

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My reply to that (in my head) was about how most of you not going to hartlepool on a cold, wet and windy tuesday night. Best chant of that night was "we're only here for the weather, here for ......."

 

 

That was a great chant with the wind and rain blowing in my face while i stood in what looked very much like a cow shed watching a football barely getting out of the penalty area on a goal kick!

 

A great trip, chants from tuesday did make me laugh though, it was more like everyone fancied a laugh more than caring about the game, mind on sunday i guess

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I thought the most amusing and 'pleasantly' insulting chant of the night aimed at the few Hartlepool fans ( and all credit to them for making the journey), was

 

"What time's you mini-bus. What time's your mini-bus'. What times your mini-bus' etc etc.

 

Brilliant

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Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune).

 

His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team,

The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen.

You always can rely on him to score the vital goal

and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole!

Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa!

 

An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though.

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Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune).

 

His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team,

The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen.

You always can rely on him to score the vital goal

and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole!

Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa!

 

An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though.

 

Brilliant!

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Could sing the old Big Ron chant (to the McNamara's Band tune).

 

His name is Lee Barnard, He's the leader of the team,

The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen.

You always can rely on him to score the vital goal

and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole!

Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa!

 

An oldie but goodie! Granted it's more suited to Lambert than Barnard though.

 

Tried getting this going for James Beattie back in the day. A few joined in a couple of times but generally, as it didn't have the words 'f*ck' 'sh*t' or 'c*nt' in it, noone cared to join in.

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His name is RICKIE LAMBERT He's the leader of the team,

The greatest Centre Forward that the world has ever seen.

You always can rely on him to score the vital goal

and as for Jermain Beckford (Scott Dobie) you can stick him up your hole!

Na na na naaa! Na na, na na naaa! Na, na na, na na, na na, na naaaa!

 

 

Fits better IMO

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