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I went to a party at his mums house, he wasn't too happy as he didn't have a clue who me or my 5 mates were, promtly accused me of kicking his cat, and we had a bit of a barny. Looking back, it may have had something to do with me doing a shotgun (shaking up a can and leathering a strong sharp object through the top of it and consuming the contents within about 3 seconds), the problem was that I was already smashed out of my brains and it took me a good 2 seconds to get the can to my mouth, leaving a good half a can of stronbow over his mums living room ceiling...

 

I felt really guilty for a while, then he signed for Everton.

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I went to a party at his mums house, he wasn't too happy as he didn't have a clue who me or my 5 mates were, promtly accused me of kicking his cat, and we had a bit of a barny. Looking back, it may have had something to do with me doing a shotgun (shaking up a can and leathering a strong sharp object through the top of it and consuming the contents within about 3 seconds), the problem was that I was already smashed out of my brains and it took me a good 2 seconds to get the can to my mouth, leaving a good half a can of stronbow over his mums living room ceiling...

 

I felt really guilty for a while, then he signed for Everton.

 

His sister is fit.

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I went to a party at his mums house, he wasn't too happy as he didn't have a clue who me or my 5 mates were, promtly accused me of kicking his cat, and we had a bit of a barny. Looking back, it may have had something to do with me doing a shotgun (shaking up a can and leathering a strong sharp object through the top of it and consuming the contents within about 3 seconds), the problem was that I was already smashed out of my brains and it took me a good 2 seconds to get the can to my mouth, leaving a good half a can of stronbow over his mums living room ceiling...

 

I felt really guilty for a while, then he signed for Everton.

 

I met his mother recently but she did not mention the incident

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Im sure he was never on our books, was at swindon then went to Everton.

 

Here is hoping he bangs in a few goals in their opening game!!

 

He was in our academy when he was at school, then the Saints didn't want him, and he signed for Swindon as far as i'm aware.

 

 

Benjii, i can assure you he would absolutely love to score against the skates, as any of us would.

Edited by Macey_J2
Only just noticed Benjii's post!
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