Pilchards Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) This club is too good for this **** league. (2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them. (3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here. (4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again. (5) I'm camera shy too. (6) I won the Champions league on FM2009. (7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me. Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo? (2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup. (3) I heard this club is minted? (4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF) (5) Can I put my train picture up? (6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map. (7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day. (8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes. (9) What the **** you done to the shirts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Not: "Nice watch, is it a Casio?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Not: "Nice watch, is it a Casio?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Not: "Nice watch, is it a Casio?" I feel bad for laughing so loudly, but that is funny! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfurdent Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) This club is too good for this **** league. (2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them. (3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here. (4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again. (5) I'm camera shy too. (6) I won the Champions league on FM2009. (7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me. Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo? (2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup. (3) I heard this club is minted? (4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF) (5) Can I put my train picture up? (6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map. (7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day. (8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes. (9) What the **** you done to the shirts? What no in depth discussion on SMS pies. Really miss the chicken tikka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorpie the sinner Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) This club is too good for this **** league. (2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them. (3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here. (4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again. (5) I'm camera shy too. (6) I won the Champions league on FM2009. (7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me. Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job. (1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo? (2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup. (3) I heard this club is minted? (4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF) (5) Can I put my train picture up? (6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map. (7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day. (8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes. (9) What the **** you done to the shirts? Like number 7 in the first list lol!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Can I take a photo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 My cousin is Matt Le Tissier My Brother works for the Echo The Sun is a cracking read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlesaint Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Not: "Nice watch, is it a Casio?" I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 And do you have free parking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story. Funny though all the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSFC Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Great thread!!! Not: I will save you money by not using the changing rooms for my half-time talks. Do Say: I will bring Theo with me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story. Ok - sorry. No offence intended. I actually posted it as it reminded me of what a nice chap Markus was, although I did "um and ahh" a bit about posting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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