Torrent Of Abuse Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Just let me apologise in advance. Right, now that's done, here it is: "A.O.C." (to the tune of "A.B.C." by The Jackson 5) A.O.C, it's easy as 1-2-3, His name is too long for me, A.O.C, he'll get us out Division3 (yeah) OR A.O.C., More names than a family tree, Won't fit to a melody, A.O.C, he'll get us out Division 3 (yeah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Face palm thingy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opthomps Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 It's a touch feminine mr Abuse. Nice try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St BATman Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 what about just singing his full double barrelled name to the tune of glory glory man utd followed with 'and the saints go marching on on on!' Equally naff but better than the generic give-it-up inspired version currently being sung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 (joy division - love will tear you apart) The ox, the ox will tear you apart again The ox, the ox will tear you apart again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 To the Lallana "he plays on the left" chant.... He's got a long name He's got a long name His dad was a skate **** He's got a long name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dad Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Sung to the tune of 'A hunting we will go' His name's too long to sing, His name's too long to sing, Alex Oxlade Chamberlin, His name's too long to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Just gutted we're going to be selling him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Just gutted we're going to be selling him. Don't believe we are selling him and as I posted ages ago, his name fits perfectly Knees Up Mother Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 If I was speaking to my old man about Saints and said something about "AOC" I doubt he'd know what I was talking about. What with the ability to say Chamberlain being the same number of syllables and the reality that coming on Saintsweb often doesn't reflect actual Saints opinion/talk in the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolRedStripe Posted 14 January, 2011 Share Posted 14 January, 2011 Going back to A B C...... A.O.C. His Dad played for Stoke City Scored against Luxembourg at Wem-b-ley But then again Luther Blissett got three (perhaps fade out in shame during this last line...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 15 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 15 January, 2011 To the music of "Living in a Box" (you may need to ask your parents) Is it Alexander Ox? No it's Alex Oxlade Cham-ber-lain... (repeat until unconscious) P.S. I'm only joking, and I already have my coat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 Sung to the tune of 'A hunting we will go' His name's too long to sing, His name's too long to sing, Alex Oxlade Chamberlin, His name's too long to sing. I like this. It's got all the ingredients of a good football chant. Three of the four lines are the same, so it should be easy for everyone to remember. The other line is the lad's name, so we should get that right It's a familiar tune It's got a level of wit and tongue-in-cheekness that all good football songs should have. Marvellous effort, pat yourself heartily on the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austsaint Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 "Baby, please don't go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 This made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 Just gutted we're going to be selling him. I like this one - what's the tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 "Dont you want us chambo, dont you want us ooooooo ooooooooo" To the tune of Dont you want me baby. (Fonte) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 He's got a long name He's got a long naaammmeee Alex oxlade chamberlain Hee got a long name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 He's got a long name He's got a long naaammmeee Alex oxlade chamberlain Hee got a long name. I prefer mine as it has **** in it. In general, there are not enough chants with the **** word in it if you ask me. West Ham have a great chant that goes aong the lines of: Redknapp, you're a *** Redkapp, Redknap, you're a **** Redknapp, you're a *** Redkapp, Redknap, you're a **** It is now my ring tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 to the tune of Agadoo by Black Lace Chamberlain, lain, lain he is quick down the wing Chamberlain, lain, lain Our midfield magician. To the left, to the right, He'll run rings round you alnight, he is class with a pass And he sh*ts on Fabregas to the tune of Rebel Rebel, David Bowie Chamberlain, You wear 26 Chamberlain, You've got all the tricks Chamberlain, Like Jacko you're bad, Chamberlain, you're better than your dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 How about this (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes) We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing up front, He is better than Gareth Bale, the judas **** When he scores in his red sash He makes theo look gash We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing up front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambertsrightleg Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 when he first played for us somebody suggested a song to the tune of the wayne rooney song that utd fans sing. went something like.... chamberlain, chamberlian, it's alex oxlade-chamberlian. unfortuantely that's all that i can remember but it worked a dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 "Your Saints and you know you are" repeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty's Caddy Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 Somebody said this should be a Lallana song but it works this works aswell Alex, alex chamber-lain runs down the wing for me Dadadadadadadadada (repeat) To the tune of http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=3_3ztevG9e0 I'm on my phone so not sure if the links works, it's maxi Rodriguez song though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 when he first played for us somebody suggested a song to the tune of the wayne rooney song that utd fans sing. went something like.... chamberlain, chamberlian, it's alex oxlade-chamberlian. unfortuantely that's all that i can remember but it worked a dream This one sounds excellent. Best one by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 How about this (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes) We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing up front, He is better than Gareth Bale, the judas **** When he scores in his red sash He makes theo look gash We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing up front Chamberlain only occasionally plays upfront. I think chants should at least be accurate (like the Lee Barnard one ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 Chamberlain only occasionally plays upfront. I think chants should at least be accurate (like the Lee Barnard one ). Agreed, but needed to get the **** in the chant and front fits quite nicely. OK, we could have: We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing out wide, He is better than Gareth Bale, who's boss is snide When he scores in his red sash He makes theo look gash We've got Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, playing out wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintNeil90 Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 (edited) when he first played for us somebody suggested a song to the tune of the wayne rooney song that utd fans sing. went something like.... chamberlain, chamberlian, it's alex oxlade-chamberlian. unfortuantely that's all that i can remember but it worked a dream I saw my mate, the other day He told me he'd seen the new pele So I asked, 'who is he?' He goes by the name of chamberlain chamberlain, chamberlain its alex oxlade-chamberlain The same tune as a pompey fan on a string. Edited 15 January, 2011 by SaintNeil90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 I saw my mate, the other day He told me he'd seen the new pele So I asked, 'who is he?' He goes by the name of chamberlain chamberlain, chamberlain its alex oxlade-chamberlain The same tune as a pompey fan on a string. Utd fans sing it about Wayne Rooney as the White Pele, doesn't quite work for Alex!! The Rebel Rebel one would be better as Chambo Chambo, You wear 26 Chambo, Chambo, You've got all the tricks Chambo Chambo, Like Jacko you're bad, Chambo Chambo, you're better than your dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 15 January, 2011 Share Posted 15 January, 2011 What about this... http://audioboo.fm/boos/255683-nigel-adkins-bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyph Posted 16 January, 2011 Share Posted 16 January, 2011 Can't we do something along the lines of the old Gregorz Rasiak chant, Alex Chamberlain, Chamberlain, Alex Chamberlainnnn la la la la la la la Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowers-sfc Posted 16 January, 2011 Share Posted 16 January, 2011 Can't we do something along the lines of the old Gregorz Rasiak chant, Alex Chamberlain, Chamberlain, Alex Chamberlainnnn la la la la la la la You clearly dont go to many saints games do you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S41NTS Posted 16 January, 2011 Share Posted 16 January, 2011 We all dream of a team of chamberlains, a team of chamberlains...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 16 January, 2011 Share Posted 16 January, 2011 What about this... http://audioboo.fm/boos/255683-nigel-adkins-bus You have to ask why they bothered with that, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyph Posted 16 January, 2011 Share Posted 16 January, 2011 You clearly dont go to many saints games do you ? Season Ticket holder and goto 9-10 away games a season, clearly don't listen though do I! Probably why it was in my head in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 1 February, 2011 Share Posted 1 February, 2011 Somebody said this should be a Lallana song but it works this works aswell Alex, alex chamber-lain runs down the wing for me Dadadadadadadadada (repeat) To the tune of http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=3_3ztevG9e0 I'm on my phone so not sure if the links works, it's maxi Rodriguez song though. This. Will try it at Peterborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 1 February, 2011 Share Posted 1 February, 2011 I saw my mate, the other day He told me he'd seen the new pele So I asked, 'who is he?' He goes by the name of chamberlain chamberlain, chamberlain its alex oxlade-chamberlain The same tune as a pompey fan on a string. This would work but the "who is he" goes with the original "Wayne Rooney" Maybe change it to... I saw my mate, the other day He told me he'd seen the new Pele So I asked, 'what's his name?' He goes by the name of chamberlain chamberlain, chamberlain its alex oxlade-chamberlain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 1 February, 2011 Share Posted 1 February, 2011 This. Will try it at Peterborough. I like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 I like this. Fits more with N'Guessan, but seeing as he might not be here permanently I guess it'll do for Oxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Do it for both of em. Got a feeling we'll keep N'Guessan if he impresses enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Where's our Theo gone? We don't give a f**k Cham-ber-lain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Fits more with N'Guessan, but seeing as he might not be here permanently I guess it'll do for Oxo Sorry but that will sound as bad as the Fonte song. (which is sung in completely the wrong rhythm.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Sorry but that will sound as bad as the Fonte song. (which is sung in completely the wrong rhythm.) For N'Guessan? It fits perfectly Maxi Rodriguez - 5 syllables Dany N'Guessan - 5 syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 For N'Guessan? It fits perfectly Maxi Rodriguez - 5 syllables Dany N'Guessan - 5 syllables. I meant Oxo. Alex Chamberlain is also 5, but sing it? - It sounds retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 I meant Oxo. Alex Chamberlain is also 5, but sing it? - It sounds retarded. Not really, it sounds alright. Just a bit more emphasis on the "ber" than normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Not really, it sounds alright. Just a bit more emphasis on the "ber" than normally. Are you there Saturday? - I'll find you and help you start it with N'Guessen, so nobody tries it for Chambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 My suggestion for AoC To Brown Girl in the ring; Oxlade Chamberlain la la la la la (we've got) Oxlade Chamberlain LAAA la la la la la Oxlade Chamberlain la la la la la He's short, he's quick, he's saints. (this bit needs work) Go to about 1.17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Shango Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Be nice if we can get some original songs going for players. Most of the songs in this and the other chants thread are either recycled versions of songs we already have or rip off's from Man United (eg Anderson-son-son). Would be cool if we had a few songs that weren't sung by every other club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 Be nice if we can get some original songs going for players. Most of the songs in this and the other chants thread are either recycled versions of songs we already have or rip off's from Man United (eg Anderson-son-son). Would be cool if we had a few songs that weren't sung by every other club. Ok Mr Grammy award winning composer. Where are your efforts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Had a go for 10 minutes, came up with these; Aaaalex Chaym-Ber-lane, More pace than f:/)£;ing train, He'll never say Wenger's name, Alex chaymberlane. (Lee Barnard song,spelt how it should sound) Aleeeex Chamberlin, His head is the size of a pin, His pace'll make sure we win, Alex Chamberlin (Lee Barnard song, again spelt how it should sound) Ahh well may aswell have a go I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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