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This is classic comedy:

 

"Two men distracted him by kneeling down in front of him and tugging at his trousers as he walked outside the stadium. While he was distracted the other four thieves went through his pockets, stealing his credit cards and cash."

 

Errr, would you notice? Is that just a "distraction" in North London?

 

FOUR people going through your pockets and you don't notice because the two people kneeling down tugging at your trousers "distract" you?

 

I reckon 'appy 'arry was 'aving a bit of fun and got ripped off by his 6-gang of chummies....

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Smells fishy to me...

 

- 'arry identifies target.

- 'arry contacts targets agent with regards to "Brown Envelope".

- Agent says " too dodgy mucker..."

- 'arry says "I'll be at the sweet stall on the west side of the ground at 7pm local time.. My right pocket will have X amount of wonga in it. I won't tell the police. You sort the rest.

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So this was a mugging and not pickpocketing. Mugging involves the threat or use of violence.

 

This is what I thought. When I read the headline I thought he might have got a good kicking. But it turns out he got off lightly and it was just a couple pick-pockets really. I guess they used "Redknapp Mugged" as the headline to get more people interested in the story. Unless of course he was paying a young chap for some downstairs fun, and his mates robbed him, as georgeweahscousin has suggested... haha. Now that would have been a HEADline to sell a few extra papers ;)

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