saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 sh@gs before a bird wants a relationship with you? 5?
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 1, in most cases with me is usually just after i've kissed them.
skintsaint Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 1 **** and they never come back normally.
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned get rid of her, she sounds like a fruit cake.
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 You lothario you! You could test her willingness with the tricky brown. If she wants to cuddle you after you've smashed it in off the pink you are f****d.
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 get rid of her, she sounds like a fruit cake. Currently she is the only option for a bit of ............
Pancake Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Give her guide dog and bus pass back FFS Stevo.
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Currently she is the only option for a bit of ............ Cuddling? Scrabble?? Cheap meat on a Thursday???
Crab Lungs Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned I want to know more about the secret life of lothario Stevo! BTFBTBTSOOC PS: Wingman back later on, just taken THE call!
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 I want to know more about the secret life of lothario Stevo! BTFBTBTSOOC PS: Wingman back later on, just taken THE call! I cannot imagine what all that stands for. Loving it
Crab Lungs Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 I cannot imagine what all that stands for. Loving it It's all good. Something about "bashing clunge", if you remember correctly!
thesaint sfc Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 I usually just have to go to the cinema and hold their hand. Â Or their penis.
Scudamore Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Two sh::g rule. You're not getting out of this one without a fight.
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 Have had to block her from commeting on or liking my fbk statuses...
Jonnyboy Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 1, in most cases with me is usually just after i've kissed them. you kiss? pansy
Griffo Posted 18 February, 2011 Posted 18 February, 2011 You could always kill her, take her home and then have sex as often as you like?
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 February, 2011 Posted 18 February, 2011 Quick finger and a nosh (for me) in Burger King toilets. That's all it took.
SparkySaint Posted 18 February, 2011 Posted 18 February, 2011 Have had to block her from commeting on or liking my fbk statuses... Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult
saint_stevo Posted 18 February, 2011 Author Posted 18 February, 2011 Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult This.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 February, 2011 Posted 18 February, 2011 Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult Simon likes this. Simon is now a fan of SparkySaint. You have 1 new friend request.
SparkySaint Posted 22 February, 2011 Posted 22 February, 2011 Its also funny to see how long it takes till they realise that you have deleted them form your friends
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