Deppo Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Whilst cruising for pornography I accidentally stumbled on this: http://pompeypages.com/2011/04/25/scummer-alert-jack-cork-burnley/ A Pompey website has come up with a new idea for an article called "WATCH OUT THERE’S A SCUMMER ABOUT!" where they warn Pompey fans of future former Saints in opposing teams before matches. Its pretty tedious stuff and not worth reading, except for the comments at the bottom of the page, which I thought were amusing, especially the repeated pleading that "it is only a bit of light-hearted banter" by the admin. Boj, feel free to infract me for this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_saint Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Whilst cruising for pornography I accidentally stumbled on this: Fish porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Fish porn? you've cod to be kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Riveting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Send 'em this Deppo - courtesy of Saintsweb. I'm sure it will bring back fond memories ... I certainly enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Certainly something a bit fishy going on here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up and away Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 I thought the adverts on here for the "fish pedicure", were a bait trap by our fishy friends for those residing beyond Fareham. Or maybe they have set up a genuine business and are trying to expand, not realising things are slightly different outside of the goldfish bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 May, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Two non-topic jokes and a sarcastic post from Sparkysaint. Boj will have you all banned for life for such heresy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 you've cod to be kidding. no, eel have been serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGF Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Yet another one! http://pompeypages.com/2011/05/01/scummer-alert-andrew-surman-norwich/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Shoudn't this be in the Muppet Show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Is this the right plaice for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Baj will move it when he see's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Yet another one! http://pompeypages.com/2011/05/01/scummer-alert-andrew-surman-norwich/ with a bit of luck Surman will score a few and celebrate in style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jam Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Yet another one! http://pompeypages.com/2011/05/01/scummer-alert-andrew-surman-norwich/ Deary me. They've even repeated the typos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 This is so incredibly sad from portsmouth...obsessed much !? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 It would have been more impressive if they had managed to spell everything correctly. Sorry; not "more impressive", I mean "less pathetic"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buenos Aires Saint Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Somebody put him in his plaice please.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Is this a red herring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 wot a load of carp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 My friend's dad is a brain sturgeon. LOLzzzz1aaaa1!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 I view this from a different angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Portsmouth fans make me feel batter about myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 1 May, 2011 Share Posted 1 May, 2011 Haddock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted 2 May, 2011 Share Posted 2 May, 2011 This kind of thing offends me, but then I am a poor sensitive sole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 2 May, 2011 Share Posted 2 May, 2011 pretty sad but I guess there is a time and plaice for everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliegeorgesflymo Posted 2 May, 2011 Share Posted 2 May, 2011 funnily enough saw a Ben Dover episode recently that starts in Gunwharf and finishes with two slappers in a council flat! The fact that they were sister-in-laws apparently added to Ben's enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 2 May, 2011 Share Posted 2 May, 2011 I'm surprised our slippery friend Mackrel has not been on offering his skate view of the plaice & f-oyster-ing his blue(marlin) opinions on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belgrave Posted 2 May, 2011 Share Posted 2 May, 2011 Gunwharf shirt count yesterday: Chelsea 2 Saints 1 (Beattie era) Man u 1 Local shirts 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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