Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best: Would have to be either freshly cut grass or the smell of driving through the smoke of a nice rural bonfire. Worst: When you smell your Wife's, Girlfriend's, Fiance etc's she-hite or Cat's chit. We have our litter tray positioned in our back lobby which is adjoined to our lounge. We leave the door ajar so the kitty's can get into the lobby to lay their logs. When the smell waft's through its frucking hideous. Especially if you have just sat down to tuck into a well deserved chinese takeaway. Discuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - the seaside Worst - hospitals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - petrol, cut grass, when rain first falls after a particuarly long spell without any, bonfires, Issey Miyake for men. Worst - our office toilets when someones taken a dump. Sick. Bad body odour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - ***** Worst - **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - 1st post of 3 Worst - 3rd post of 3 Well used posts again today. Laters nigbums xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - my farts Worst - my farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - Castrol R (speedway) Worst - Probably my post kebab craps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - my farts Worst - my farts Quite glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyer Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - Bacon, freshly baked bread, women right out of the shower. Worst - cart farts, the French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - Castrol R (speedway) Worst - Probably my post kebab craps. Best :- For me it`s between this and patchoulli oil. Worst :- Dog farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best: Freshly baked Bread Worst: The smell you get in pet food factories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best: Freesia, Jasmine, musk oil, new babies after a bath. Worst: Armpits, dog crap and farts, rancid meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - Castrol R (speedway) Worst - Probably my post kebab craps. Do they still lube the bike engines with it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best = my next door neighbours knickers. Worst = the knickers over the other fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 I'm in the middle of replacing a telephone cable that's been chewed through by rats and I believe at least one of the rodents has died behind a wall. That's not too pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best- Petrol, my farts, cut grass, rain on pavement that has been dry for a while, the smell of any food whilst p1ssed, seaside, play-doh. Worst- Joop for men, other people's farts, body odour, a "clipped" cigarette, the smell of a bad hangover, clunges, pewp, dog breathe, sewerage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 I thought I'd decided my favourites when I started reading the thread and then saw so many others that I like equally. So at the risk of repeating a lot of the above: Best: New babies, newly cut grass, speedway, Imperial Leather soap, freesias Worst: Uncooked fish, poo, wet dog, B.O., musk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best: Petrol Worst: Burnt electrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best - Fresh Coffee,Petrol,Fresh baked bread,bonfires,pipe tobacco Worst - Cat Poo,Public Toilets,BO,Kouros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Best: Petrol Worst: Burnt electrics. Insurance claim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosham Scientist Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Pyridine is really bad. And selenium compounds are too. Castrol R is gooooood.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 8 August, 2008 Share Posted 8 August, 2008 Dolce and Gabbana "The One" Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best - Fresh Coffee,Petrol,Fresh baked bread,bonfires,pipe tobacco Worst - Cat Poo,Public Toilets,BO,Kouros all of the above, plus 1 addition to 'best' , and that is creosote....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best - Cut grass, Petrol, Castrol R, Coffee, Bread, Rain after no rain for along time, laughing gas Worst - Festival loos, B.O., A fridge after its been off for a long time! Fresh Vomit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best - Cut grass, Petrol, Castrol R, Coffee, Bread, Rain after no rain for along time, laughing gas Worst - Festival loos, B.O., A fridge after its been off for a long time! Fresh Vomit! No issues with stale vomit then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 That was the 2nd pic on Google images under my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best- Freshly used condom Worst- Old stale condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Also, how come people are making lists? Surely, by definition, there can only be one best and one worst smell. No, that would bestest and worstest smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Has to be the clunge for best worst is butter, slime of the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 No issues with stale vomit then? well surely it doesnt smell as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best: Petrol Worst: Burnt clutch. Reeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best: Burger vans Worst: Old people's homes...suffocating odour of cabbage/death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 August, 2008 Share Posted 9 August, 2008 Best - I like lots of things, fresh paint, petrol, or the smell of my missus when she gets out of the shower Worst - Let me put it this way, NEVER buy a parrot, not least the two that fly around my parent's house shytting all over everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 All the people who have said that BO is their least favourite smell need infractions, as they shouldn't attack him whether he does or doesn't have personal hygiene problems. Secondly, it's a bit racist isn't it. Some people need to have a long hard look at themselves and ask themselves "do I like what I see" the answer will be no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Best - Rain Worst - Fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I woke myself and my Mrs up with the stench of one of my farts in the middle of the night last night. FACT. I thought it was one of the best smells ever, I was like a proud parent. She wanted me to get out of bed and open a window. There is a direct example of a contrast between how someone can deem a certain smell as their best and another person can deem that same smell as their worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Best - Petrol, Marker Pens, Paint, Tip-ex Worst - Dead body :confused: Pretty sure I remember you saying you work in IT working in the Winch Uni. So unless they have a new 'morgue' department, how frequently do you smell dead bodies?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST Randy Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 May just be me but one of the nicest smells must be when you unzip a tent and stick your head out its even beeter in the summer if there has been a dew and the grass was recently cut. Worst smells must be damp clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 also , i love the smell of a new catalogue..(Grattan, Great Universal etc!) and the electrical smell of a Scalextrix gun/hanset thingy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Best - Cigarette when I havent had one for a long time Worst - Cigarette when im really hung over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I lit a match the other day as i lost my lighter...that is one fine toxic smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I walked past a KFC the other day, and even though I force myself not to go in these days, it was like the smell and grabbed me by the nostrils and was pulling me in. I didn't go in though, because the smell of a nearby Starbucks drew me into there instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Burger vans: Love the smell of frying onions but hate the smell of the burgers - they smell like BO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 Burger vans: Love the smell of frying onions but hate the smell of the burgers - they smell like BO. Racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I quite like the smell of BO. At least it can be killed with deoderant. Not like some smells. (My arse.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graemeread1234 Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 worst - when you fart in the bed and then you go under the covers for a smell. Thats not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hacienda Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 My freshily bathed daughters is the best smell. My youngest daughters foul nappies as she is cutting her back teeth are the worst smell known to mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Share Posted 12 August, 2008 I farted for about six seconds the very first time I had sex with my missus. I think the fact that not only did she run away but farted in return shows it is meant to be.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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