pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Pap I was trying to be polite, after you 16 month witch hunt would you want to meet a person like you? Quite frankly you can come and see me (you could have Tuesday) but you can get ****ed lad if I am going anywhere to meet your ragged arse, why should you offer me for a drink and try to claim the upper hand on a football forum? Jesus wept its a tad pathetic, go out with your workmates and have a nice time and forget about this forum. Because I am better than that and I dont need to, would you justify yourself like that? Pap I told you no, why would I want to? Settled in at home playing the Last of Us having a good bottle of cider, or going to the Swan (good pub granted) and meeting you so you can apologise, I am not that needy for your approval, have a nice night though and I mean that. Pap as I said you are not on that lists, you meeting people is you probably going up x in the city for half an hour, tomorrow night I'll even pay your taxi fare and buy you a pint? F**k off dune. You're only spouting this sh!t because you lost (see above). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 F**k off dune. You're only spouting this sh!t because you lost (see above). Pap. Just meet him tomorrow. Otherwise you will: 1. Look like a hypocrite 2. Perpetuate this incredibly dull **** that has been going on for over a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Yeah get down the lane Pap or you are getting a bwakkk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Burp do you want to meet tomorrow or not? I thought your map game sorted it out? Am I that good at guessing? You set the rules. You have lost but I can meet you tomorrow, are you up for it? Come on now lots of time, come on Burp this is your chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Pap. Just meet him tomorrow. Otherwise you will: 1. Look like a hypocrite 2. Perpetuate this incredibly dull **** that has been going on for over a year. Yeah get down the lane Pap or you are getting a bwakkk. Fine; I'll take one for the team, although it'll be just like the Liverpool game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 There you go Pap you gave me no time at all and I had to do something thats I promised to do, you have lots of time surely we can simply meet for a pint shake hands and go the other way, its that simple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Burp do you want to meet tomorrow or not? I thought your map game sorted it out? Am I that good at guessing? You set the rules. You have lost but I can meet you tomorrow, are you up for it? Come on now lots of time, come on Burp this is your chance. Over one way or the other tomorrow, matey. I can deal with an almost certainly wasted trip to the other end of the city if that's what it takes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Fine; I'll take one for the team, although it'll be just like the Liverpool game. No it wont I'll be there no worries about 2105, I'll even meet you at a boozer where the lads wont be drinking so you wont feel intimidated or worried etc etc, dont worry I am a freindly soul who will happily buy you a pint with a smile on my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 No it wont I'll be there no worries about 2105, I'll even meet you at a boozer where the lads wont be drinking so you wont feel intimidated or worried etc etc, dont worry I am a freindly soul who will happily buy you a pint with a smile on my face. On that; you'll need to send me some means of identification, or should I just go for "heaviest person in room"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Fine; I'll take one for the team, although it'll be just like the Liverpool game. don't forget video camera pls. Will this definitely resolve the is barry aka Dune conundrum, or are we merely resolving the did Dune move to liverpool angle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 don't forget video camera pls. Will this definitely resolve the is barry aka Dune conundrum, or are we merely resolving the did Dune move to liverpool angle? Dunno; there'll be pics. If anyone knows dune, they can confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 On that; you'll need to send me some means of identification, or should I just go for "heaviest person in room"? Pap I will find you not the other way round mate trust me, how many people have you met called Barry Sanchez in a Liverpool bar before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 I havent been so excited about a date since SuperMikey bought an inflatable a coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Pap I will find you not the other way round mate trust me, how many people have you met called Barry Sanchez in a Liverpool bar before? About as many as I've met called Tristan, dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 don't forget video camera pls. Will this definitely resolve the is barry aka Dune conundrum, or are we merely resolving the did Dune move to liverpool angle? A video camera? I was thinking more of a Pap apology a shaking of the hand and we go our separate ways, seems a gentlemanly way to go about things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Pap I will find you not the other way round mate trust me, how many people have you met called Barry Sanchez in a Liverpool bar before? How come you're not on the electoral role in Liverpool Baz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 How come you're not on the electoral role in Liverpool Baz? Because I have recently changed my name from Barrancha Sanchez............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Can I please call you barrancha from now on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Because I have recently changed my name from Barrancha Sanchez............... Not in Liverpool or Merseyside you havent Beatrice Sanchez-Frias Age Guide: 30-34 2012-13 2 Begona Sanchez Age Guide: 31-35 2009 3 Bernardino Sanchez Alcaraz 2008 4 Belen Sanchez-Martinez 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Can I please call you barrancha from now on? If you give me £5 you can call me what you want with no retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Not in Liverpool or Merseyside you havent Beatrice Sanchez-Frias Age Guide: 30-34 2012-13 2 Begona Sanchez Age Guide: 31-35 2009 3 Bernardino Sanchez Alcaraz 2008 4 Belen Sanchez-Martinez 2006 Are you on smack? Do you honestly think my name is Barry Sanchez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Are you on smack? Do you honestly think my name is Barry Sanchez? I believe everything you tell me Barrancha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i think we need to establish forfeits, if barry turns up all non-duney then, you know, pap has to change his username to Burp or something. If Barrancha is no-show he has to change his username to Dune2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Are you on smack? Do you honestly think my name is Barry Sanchez? If I'd have gone with your super plan, to ring The Lodge, who would I have asked for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Tristan Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 If I'd have gone with your super plan, to ring The Lodge, who would I have asked for? Barry Sanchez as I would have had a word with the bar staff, not difficult is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 If I'd have gone with your super plan, to ring The Lodge, who would I have asked for? The Grand Wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Barry Sanchez as I would have had a word with the bar staff, not difficult is it? "Yeah, hello. I'm pretending to be someone else for the evening. Can you call me Barry Sanchez for the rest of the evening?" You're right; it's not difficult. It's f**king ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 "Yeah, hello. I'm pretending to be someone else for the evening. Can you call me Barry Sanchez for the rest of the evening?" You're right; it's not difficult. It's f**king ridiculous. Im pretty sure it works like this: "If theres a call for Barry Sanchez its for me". Barmaid: "Okay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 A video camera? I’m expecting nothing less than for ITV to bring back Sir Trevor McDonald: “and finally, from The Lodge in Liverpool, a meeting they said could never happen…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Im pretty sure it works like this: "If there's a call for Barry Sanchez its for me". Barmaid: "I'm not ur f*cking secretary tristan, la" more like this imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 If you give me £5 you can call me what you want with no retort. Done! Pap will bring it along when you meet cockface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i think we need to establish forfeits, if barry turns up all non-duney then, you know, pap has to change his username to Burp or something. If Barrancha is no-show he has to change his username to Dune2014 Good thinking Bear, although you'd need a mod to change usernames and I don't think they come on here anymore do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 "Yeah, hello. I'm pretending to be someone else for the evening. Can you call me Barry Sanchez for the rest of the evening?" You're right; it's not difficult. It's f**king ridiculous. As ridiculous as me meeting your workmates the other night, Pap say if I know them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 more like this imo fair comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Good thinking Bear, although you'd need a mod to change usernames and I don't think they come on here anymore do they? really? then how come ur not posting boobs? BWAAAARK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 really? then how come ur not posting boobs? BWAAAARK! whac you talkin bout willis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 As Tokyo said, you offered me out for a drink the other night. What sort of weirdo does that, eh? Wasn't bringing you to the work do, mucker. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but Liverpool has got a ton of bars. A quiet drink in another one is the order of the day, I reckon. It was a nice little story you made there, though. First it was looking after a big-sh!tting dog, then it was because you were being polite, and you wouldn't drink with me anyway (even though you offered the other night, like). Finally, some weird idea about me showing a complete stranger, who has a habit of saying nasty stuff about me, to established former colleagues and potential clients at a works do. Frankly mate, you are running out of excuses. None of that is actually credible. As ridiculous as me meeting your workmates the other night, Pap say if I know them? Memory is a wonderful thing when you have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 whac you talkin bout willis So, just to make it easier for pap tomorrow night, which one of those is Barry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Shotgun on the bottom 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Memory is a wonderful thing when you have it. It is, not sure what your point is either way turn up tomorrow, dont be abusive today and as we are meeting tomorrow so all your animosity shall fade and when I have my apology it shall be good in the garden of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 And as per our agreement, I get to continue to all you cockface without retort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i love it when fermites pair off like this. I will call this union Parry or Bap, i haven't decided yet. What is you guise gonna be wearing for tomorrow? Will you be shave legs tonight or do it in the morning? I am v.excited bout this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i love it when fermites pair off like this. I will call this union Parry or Bap, i haven't decided yet. What is you guise gonna be wearing for tomorrow? Will you be shave legs tonight or do it in the morning? I am v.excited bout this! I am quite looking forawrd to seeing this elusive person, surely he cant be an arse in real life? Surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 And as per our agreement, I get to continue to all you cockface without retort. You knock yourself out sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 I am quite looking forawrd to seeing this elusive person, surely he cant be an arse in real life? Surely? Elusive? Ha. I'm public, remember. Otherwise you wouldn't know who the f**k you were meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sanchez Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 Elusive? Ha. I'm public, remember. Otherwise you wouldn't know who the f**k you were meeting. You are one slippery eel Pap, come on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 When Pappy met Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i heard that Barry's real name is Kevin something. True story! I will keep my sources private at this time in case they was yanking my chain. They had some scandalous infos bout kevin which could blow this whole forum apart yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 March, 2014 Share Posted 3 March, 2014 i heard that Barry's real name is Kevin something. True story! I will keep my sources private at this time in case they was yanking my chain. They had some scandalous infos bout kevin which could blow this whole forum apart yo! What else did Chalet tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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