Spudders Posted 20 November, 2012 Share Posted 20 November, 2012 Spudgun That's my Movember attempt, not bad is it considering we're not even at the end of the month yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 November, 2012 Share Posted 20 November, 2012 CB Fry Gone but not forgotten, dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Psycho Frank's Cousin Oh, & FFS Charles. I could take the beer can and silly hat but having a BEARD, that is WAY out of line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Ali Dia Golfing Phil and best mate Tiger, reviewing Phil's latest short post on PTS. Lolz all-round and sand in the butt-cheeks . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Ali Dia Golfing Phil and best mate Tiger, reviewing Phil's latest short post on PTS. Lolz all-round and sand in the butt-cheeks . Although I have to two-time him this weekend It's my job to stop idiots from using their mobile on the golf course And on behalf of the UAE Cultural Sensitivity Liasion Personnel, I have to ensure that I keep these two from holding hands in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Just give her a copy of 50 shades (easily available) and tell her to keep it in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Just give her a copy of 50 shades (easily available) and tell her to keep it in the bedroom. She's actually scrubbed up quite well this year, so yeah, good idea I'll pop round and give her one later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Let's face it Phil, they are young, in love and she is getting fitter by the day. You'll be lucky if he can keep his fingers out of her in public. Just don't let him near a horse (or camel) whip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Pap: Nice! But you're only saying that because your username is an anagram of Anal Piniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The Delap Boys... ...and (a blast from the past) Bad Boy Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugenhagen Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Brilliant thread guys. Made me laugh quite a few times, and even prompted me to join in and say hello (instead of my usual "standing on the outside looking in"). Dream team from the start of my Saints-supporting days: bugenhagen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 LURKER ALERT LUKER ALERT!!!! Bugenhagen, hi, how you doing? Do you really look like that? (back off bear, I saw her first!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Shut up tokyos I've been hitting on bugenhagen ever since she signed up in Sep 2007. Every one of her previous 39 sexy posts has been immediately followed by drooling bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Thanks for the pm bugenhagen. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 All the gals with an agenda and our matchday thread 12th man Attention Naughty Naughty http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-T3YhFl4vouc/UKov1K15PsI/AAAAAAAAiTo/4IxBLFL8KtM/s640/femen+-+gay.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 LURKER ALERT LUKER ALERT!!!! Bugenhagen, hi, how you doing? Do you really look like that? (back off bear, I saw her first!) I'm actually more fixated on bugenhagen's colon. Impressively and anally consistent use of that punctuation device. Suggests he's a he or an OCD she to me. Anyway, I have a feeling that the representation is meant to be metaphorical rather than comparative. i.e. bugenhagen is "standing on the outside looking in", and not necessarily an androgynously attractive person waiting to become the filling in a Japanese Bear sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Shut up Bletch, she is fit until proved otherwise! For more details on this check out Italian Sue. Nice try bear but registered offenders can't send or receive PMs. I know this because as soon as she posted the pic, I tried to PM her and invite her out for sushi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 (edited) i.e. bugenhagen is "standing on the outside looking in", and not necessarily an androgynously attractive person waiting to become the filling in a Japanese Bear sandwich. saintbletch, the voice of logic & reason, the burster of Bear and Tokyos bubble of hope that there may be real life girls that visit the muppet show! Same picture and metaphore as used on this thread at bottom of page http://www.barstoolsports.com/bb3/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=326931&sid=24144296634bcf550043c175a1ad7375&start=150 and here http://elanajohnson.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/outside-looking-in.html Edited 21 November, 2012 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Matthew le tissier Roger/Matthew le tissier (poster) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Hassan Kachloul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 saintbletch, the voice of logic & reason, the burster of Bear and Tokyos bubble of hope that there may be real life girls that visit the muppet show! Same picture and metaphore as used on this thread at bottom of page http://www.barstoolsports.com/bb3/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=326931&sid=24144296634bcf550043c175a1ad7375&start=150 and here http://elanajohnson.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/outside-looking-in.html thought the photo looked familiar, I'm sure I've seen her in a film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Élana Johnson? Good work spudders! We are closing the net. So, Élana or whatever, hi, fancy some sushi? Btw did you hear bear is gay? No? Yeah I was supprised too. Anyway, about this sushi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Élana Johnson? Good work spudders! We are closing the net. So, Élana or whatever, hi, fancy some sushi? Btw did you hear bear is gay? No? Yeah I was supprised too. Anyway, about this sushi... don't think it's Elana Johnson. Isn't it Dasha P This is Elana Johnson, still fancy it? i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 thought the photo looked familiar, I'm sure I've seen her in a film. Same with me, although I have a feeling it's a guy that looks like a girl? Not sure why I think that, but the fact that both Bear and Tokyo were aroused further highlights that suspicion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Élana Johnson? :lol: no no no, that's the name of the woman who wrote the blog that used the picture Tokyo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I'm actually more fixated on bugenhagen's colon. Impressively and anally consistent use of that punctuation device. Suggests he's a he or an OCD she to me. Anyway, I have a feeling that the representation is meant to be metaphorical rather than comparative. i.e. bugenhagen is "standing on the outside looking in", and not necessarily an androgynously attractive person waiting to become the filling in a Japanese Bear sandwich. Does this mean Bletch would like an androgynous Berghausen sandwich? Exclusive of Japanese Bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 don't think it's Elana Johnson. Isn't it Dasha P This is Elana Johnson, still fancy it? i Hey bear, how's it going? I've been feeling bad about this. Look, I tell you what, you take this b1tch, I've got first dibs on the next one, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 so, I have been compared with the laughing policeman and a womble...could have been worse I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 so, I have been compared with the laughing policeman and a womble...could have been worse I guess You've come off very well so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You should see what I've been compared with Mike! I'd take a wobble in drag performing an 'act' on a happy policement over my ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You've come off very well so far just remember...I know you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You should see what I've been compared with Mike! I'd take a wobble in drag performing an 'act' on a happy policement over my ones. hehehe I take your point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Does this mean Bletch would like an androgynous Berghausen sandwich? Exclusive of Japanese Bears? Wouldn't that be a bugenhagen Smorgersbord?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Wouldn't that be a bugenhagen Smorgersbord?? Bugenhagen is alternatively a character from Final Fantasy (whatever that may be ) or a 15th century reformer from the Norse lands. So they're welcome to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You posted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Does this mean Bletch would like an androgynous Berghausen sandwich? Exclusive of Japanese Bears? That's very kind of you tpbury. I'd love a sandwich - although go easy on the sausage and hold the mayonnaise. For the record, it should be noted that bergenhausen could still be a she. I'd need to get a better feel for his/her colon to be sure. Not that any of this will matter to the bear, who I believe Toke had proved beyond reasonable doubt to be double gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 ****ing hell Spudders! Where's that woman pulling up her jeans, could somebody post that as BTF?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 That's very kind of you tpbury. I'd love a sandwich - although go easy on the sausage and hold the mayonnaise. For the record, it should be noted that bergenhausen could still be a she. I'd need to get a better feel for his/her colon to be sure. Not that any of this will matter to the bear, who I believe Toke had proved beyond reasonable doubt to be double gay. There must come a point where this role playing ends. Speaking for myself, I live an incredibly dull and constricted life. Maybe this is not true of Bearsu and Tokyo, and Bletch and all the other funny posters on here. If it is just me that is living the dull and constricted life, then fair play, other people's less dull and less constricted lives offer me some entertainment, I ask all the 'funny' posters to describe their lives now. Including their jobs as Surveyors, Accountants, Mechanics or whatever. Let us see beyond the James Bond funny bunny! Let's get to the daily drag, and explain why you have so much time to talk on the internet. Are you all phoneys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Sounds like another thread to me tpbury! I'm on commission for keeping the muppet show alive while the 'better posters' are away. Start a thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Sounds like another thread to me tpbury! I'm on commission for keeping the muppet show alive while the 'better posters' are away. Start a thread! away as in Wormwood Scrubs away ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Where's that woman pulling up her jeans, could somebody post that as BTF?? what Smirking's Ex ? Nah she only does matchdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 O....K had to delete recent pics.....explanation not needed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 By the way, thanks for calling me a funny poster. I've got nothing to hide, I've met a few people from here before. Besides, when I go to games, most people are really ugly. I am no oil painting myself but seriously.... And dumb, shouting out stuff like "Wake up saints!", "maya it's all too easy!" and stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 O....K had to delete recent pics.....explanation not needed! doh, there was no nude bits or visible holes, surely no rules broken!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 O....K had to delete recent pics.....explanation not needed! I must be thick then cos I need an explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 O....K had to delete recent pics.....explanation not needed! What was wrong with my Japanese one? That wasn't porn (not in the conventional sense anyway). It was just two Japanese chicks with octopuses on their heads. I have rechecked the rules and there is nothing in there about seafood as hats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 A pic of a girl tonguing an animals arse is too much....even for TMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 A pic of a girl tonguing an animals arse is too much....even for TMS! Arse? I thought it was an ear. Silly me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Spudgun waits on naughty step for notification re infractions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 A pic of a girl tonguing an animals arse is too much....even for TMS! And the Octopus? Was that just collateral damage? I was thinking of starting a thread in strange porn but with the rule that no porn was allowed to be posted i.e. octopus heads. Can I repost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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