Halo Stickman Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 might need to be a younger bro to keep up with the ten times a night schedule you will have to meet. So we're looking for a bro with stamina and a very large … vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 might need to be a younger bro to keep up with the ten times a night schedule you will have to meet. To be fair to Lou she isn't quite the sexual harridan you make her out to be. She just said women could do it ten times a night, blokes couldn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 35-44 apparently. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2221384/Flirty-thirties-British-women-hit-sexual-peak-aged-35.html Oh wow, maybe I should show this to Mrs B-Tripz who thinks the standard 3 times a year is enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2015 To be fair to Lou she isn't quite the sexual harridan you make her out to be. She just said women could do it ten times a night, blokes couldn't! Correct! I was responding to boys (Bear) bragging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Oh wow, maybe I should show this to Mrs B-Tripz who thinks the standard 3 times a year is enough! Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/ You can but they wrote that book based on my innate knowledge of the G spot and how best to leverage it... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Correct! I was responding to boys (Bear) bragging Have you changed your avatar? Tapatalk is showing a different one in the preview page to the one in thread view!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2015 (edited) Have you changed your avatar? Tapatalk is showing a different one in the preview page to the one in thread view!!!!! Oh is it? Damn Tapatalk. I was trying out a new avatar, and thought a photo of my mouth would represent the fact I talk on here. But then I thought better of it, given topic of conversation on here, and chances of being misinterpreted. Deleted! Edited 14 March, 2015 by Coxford_lou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending! I bet Bear wishes for a happy ending too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/ "In stock but may require an extra 1-2 days to process." Sounds about right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Oh is it? Damn Tapatalk. I was trying out a new avatar, and thought a photo of my mouth would represent the fact I talk on here. But then I thought better of it, given topic of conversation on here, and chances of being misinterpreted. Deleted! They are rather full, red and slightly most... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 TBF 90% of b-anter was just people calling each other a c**t. Usually it was 'which S4E mod is the biggest c**t' after they had just been banned. Who ran that site? I thought it was Essruu but I could be wrong. Old age showing .... but wasn''t b-anter and SaintsFun one and the same, or did it involve a change of servers? Both were the work of Essruu. Turkish, under another guise, posted a mock Lads Day out to Everton ? and the ensuing battles with Scouse OAPs etc, and some people thought it was real!! Was it on Sfun or the earliest S4E on Board54? that Boris under another aka used to post about his previous nights conquest of some ugly munter each weekend. Grims are grateful ahoy!! Does Master Bates S4E purveyor of softcore porn still post on here? Think he was only a wee lad but gave a good account of himself!! Happy Days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2015 They are rather full, red and slightly most... I think you've been reading Fifty Shades too much, BBB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 I think you've been reading Fifty Shades too much, BBB! He was just being nice and friendly, as instructed by the OP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 14 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 14 March, 2015 He was just being nice and friendly, as instructed by the OP... Bucks, behave! Don't encourage him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/ I bet yours is well-thumbed, Lou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 14 March, 2015 Share Posted 14 March, 2015 Oi! I'm not that old! Just not in my twenties anymore! I can barely remember my twenties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 15 March, 2015 Share Posted 15 March, 2015 I bet yours is well-thumbed, Lou. You're a disgrace, bletch. A disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 16 March, 2015 Share Posted 16 March, 2015 You can but they wrote that book based on my innate knowledge of the G spot and how best to leverage it... Known myth, no such thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 16 March, 2015 Share Posted 16 March, 2015 Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending! (And top marks for bringing Kipling to Saintsweb.) I, too, was touched by Bear's beautiful poem, Lou, and feel that us muppets should jointly compose a Homer-style Epic of Love, Lust, Tragedy, Lost and Derring-do. I'll start us off with the first 2 verses: Bear tapped upon Louise's door And asked if she was able “Of course I am, you ursine fool Now climb up on the table” Bear lay there in a state of glee His boner glowing like an ember Then Lou took out her hunting knife And started to dismember ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 16 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 16 March, 2015 I, too, was touched by Bear's beautiful poem, Lou, and feel that us muppets should jointly compose a Homer-style Epic of Love, Lust, Tragedy, Lost and Derring-do. I'll start us off with the first 2 verses: Bear tapped upon Louise's door And asked if she was able “Of course I am, you ursine fool Now climb up on the table” Bear lay there in a state of glee His boner glowing like an ember Then Lou took out her hunting knife And started to dismember ... Oh Halo!!! That is both genius, and oh so wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 March, 2015 Share Posted 17 March, 2015 Forgiven, provided you come along as Uma Thurman I can do that no problemo. I love a big thumb. Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/ I bet yours is well-thumbed, Lou. I reckon there's a smutty joke in there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 March, 2015 Share Posted 17 March, 2015 I reckon there's a smutty joke in there somewhere. What's that that they say about great minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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