Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 oh ok I spose I can lust a bit after the pompey lass too. Even, i.e., Smirking Saint, at a push. I just draw the line at Beltch Ha Bear fancies me.... You big gay bear you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm bored of my avatar, I think I will look for a new one. I think someone suggested an appropriate one the other day :- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53539-Niivea-adsverts-sponsoring-Liverpool&p=2143639#post2143639 Me, I prefer something along the lines of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Yeah i like him. Top 5 Bears! 1. sy 2. Paedo 3. Yogi 4. Charmin' toilet 5. Pooh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Ha Bear fancies me.... You big gay bear you He thought you were Mirking Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Thanks Big Bad Bob, I was tempted to put that first one up but alas that is not me, however the 2nd one could be ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 He thought you were Mirking Saint Ive tried to figure this out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 He thought you were Mirking Saint Did you mean Merkin Saint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Did you mean Merkin Saint? Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Did you mean Merkin Saint? Not enough hair for that soggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint? Im not that big halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Im not that big halo Oh well Smirking, perhaps if PompeyLass ever decides to come over from the dark side, she could take that name - she appears to have a couple of very nice firkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Good game, good game ... How about Firkin Saint? Twerking Saint? I reckon that would do it for the bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Shirkin Saint for lack of effort towards Bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Ive tried to figure this out... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mirking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Twerking Saint? I reckon that would do it for the bear. We hum it, Bear twerks it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mirking I'm tempted to say I can't wait for an opportunity to use that new word you've just introduced to me, Tim ... but, thinking about it, perhaps not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I'm bored of my avatar, I think I will look for a new one. I changed mine very briefly a few weeks back, to a picture of my mouth, because I felt it represented what I do here - talk. But then I got a bit nervous it might be misinterpretated, so I changed it rather rapidly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 (edited) I changed mine very briefly a few weeks back, to a picture of my mouth, because I felt it represented what I do here - talk. But then I got a bit nervous it might be misinterpretated, so I changed it rather rapidly. Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground Edited 12 March, 2015 by Bucks Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Not enough hair for that soggy I can ask Mrs SOG to collect up the hair next time she goes for a waxing if that helps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I can ask Mrs SOG to collect up the hair next time she goes for a waxing if that helps? Thanks SOG, I think Ill trim the hair hanging outside my trousers and use some of that too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis? Never even occurred to me BBB. Was thinking that folks might believe she is telling her five kiddies to pipe down as Jeremy Kyle is on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I think someone suggested an appropriate one the other day :- http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?53539-Niivea-adsverts-sponsoring-Liverpool&p=2143639#post2143639 Me, I prefer something along the lines of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I used to shave my balls with my mates electric razor at uni. Didn't tell him until our last week of living together. Oh, the japes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I used to shave my balls with my mates electric razor at uni. Didn't tell him until our last week of living together. Oh, the japes. I hope he took it well? I might have responded along the lines of - well I used to stick your toothbrush up my @rse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 I hope he took it well? I might have responded along the lines of - well I used to stick your toothbrush up my @rse To be fair, he couldn't give a ****, found it funny. Rugby players for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 What? Like she may be about to wrap her warm, moist, red lips sound a small but erect penis? Oh BBB. Behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Yeah, no danger of the current one being misinterpreted so you are on safe ground Well that's the thing. Who knew anyone would see an erect penis and some balls ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 Well that's the thing. Who knew anyone would see an erect penis and some balls ?! It is a very straight "finger" though. Actually I could picture it being attached to that Bear out of Bo Selecta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 :( Bucks! Not the sad face!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 ok ok but pls fowllyd don't puff up lou like that. It's taken bros weeks of insults and patronising to knock her down to acceptable level. We don't want her getting b.headed Again! I feel so down. So low on confidence, I'd just go for any man! To be honest, I'm so lacking in confidence, and desperate for any c*ck, I'd probably even settle for a Bear. One from Birmingham at that. When you're feeling this sad, you can't get picky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 12 March, 2015 Share Posted 12 March, 2015 That's how I like 'em, low self-esteem & slightly desperate! The classic bear combo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 12 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 12 March, 2015 That's how I like 'em, low self-esteem & slightly desperate! The classic bear combo! if only, if only I was worthy enough. Then maybe a bear would notice me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 if only, if only I was worthy enough. Then maybe a bear would notice me! A cry for help! Bearsy, you're in there boyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I reckon Lou is just bear-bating! She's prob wanting a bear-skin coat or something. I'd gallop down to Coxford with a boner, and limp home without a pelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I reckon Lou is just bear-bating! She's prob wanting a bear-skin coat or something. I'd gallop down to Coxford with a boner, and limp home without a pelt. Come to mama, Bearsy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Lou's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Lou's house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Couldn't figure out how to stop my new avatar going upside down - I give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 I'm so glad I come back on here, you guys genuinely make me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Lou's house *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou After seeing Bearsy's pubes I wouldn't want a rug made of him in my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 March, 2015 Author Share Posted 13 March, 2015 *sobs* they were all alive when i was there. Lou did always moan that she got strange looks taking them out for walkies. #dontmesswithlethallou Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets... Yes, I must admit my eyebrows were raised when I saw Bucks had been to your house, Lou - I think we need to explore this further ... nudge, nudge, wink, wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Lou's house at least they died with a smile on their face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Naughty Bucks giving away all my secrets... Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Oh no, not "all" crackshot, have kept a few tucked up my sleeve if you get any more ideas about me slipping down the thumbs table sweet killer Excellent. If there was one thing this thread lacked it was a bit of blackmail, and now it has it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 at least they died with a smile on their face Smiles all round, and is it any wonder? Plaits, camo gear and a crossbow – what a way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Smiles all round, and is it any wonder? Plaits, camo gear and a crossbow – what a way to go Oh yeah, that American woman. She's got in lots of trouble for her hunting pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 13 March, 2015 Share Posted 13 March, 2015 Oh yeah, that American woman. She's got in lots of trouble for her hunting pics. Actually, faraway, when I was googling for that, I noticed that there's more than one woman with a taste for bear-slaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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